[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Initializing wake-up sequence. Please stand by as unit boots up.]] [[Unit is active. Hello world!]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]
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