AS A SURVEYOR
AND THEREFORE A SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER
IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I USE A QUIRK
WHICH IS READABLE TO THE AVERAGE PERSON.
MY QUIRK IS THE SIMPLEST THERE IS.
FORCED CAPS LOCK,
HIRAGANA TO KATAKANA.
THAT IS ALL.
I ENCOURAGE YOU
NOT TO EVEN JOKE
ABOUT COMPARING YOUR UNREADABLE ZALGOTEXT
TO MY MESSAGES.