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[⚙︎ War machine a|ways needs more bodies, I guess. Gotta admit it's a bit paradoxica| that we're so encouraged to hate each other but forced to pai| or die at times. ⚙︎]
99< [This is a common question. The answer is that it is a part of the eugenics program, as much of trollian culture is. Trolls are meant to compete so the strongest may survive and pass on their genes; however, trolls must also be able to cooperate with others for the war machine to run smoothly. They must be able to form healthy relationships and not be riddled with too many antisocial tendencies. A troll who is unable to convince merely two others to engage in relations with them would make for a poor soldier, worker, general, or manager.] 99< [Thus, those who fail are culled to remove their weakness from the gene pool. Even if you are unable to manage proper quadrants, merely finding your workaround is evidence enough you are not an antisocial brute who would struggle to follow orders or slaughter their subordinates. Does this make sense?] Őoo
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99< [Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die. Best not to question these things too much on a public forum.] Őoo