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Okay well now II've got two figure out what kind of food two turn @consequentlyOblique into. Phuntr fries? Phuntr cake? Phuntr curds? Mm. This is making me hungry.

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

you ever go into those stores and see those slowly rotating slabs of meat on a skewer

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@inimitableErsatz[IE]

phuntr curdz zoundz fucking diabolical

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Ah. Phunt on a stick.

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II'm trying.

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

every time i face towards the crowd i give a little wink

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...II think this needs a little more workshopping.

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

just say you don'T believe in me man

What about Phuntr's Phresh Lemonade?

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

i don'T think the implication here is good.

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Perhaps you're correct. We will save this brainstorm for a rainy day.

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