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I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHED THE ENTITY IN QUESTION. IT EVEN SAID TO ME "CHEESE". IT'S MOUTH NEVER MOVES UPON VERBALIZATION OF ANY WORDS. NO MULTIVERSAL DATA ON THIS ENTITY HAS YET TO BE FOUND. IT HAS CLAIMED TO WANT TO STICK AROUND ME, HOWEVER. I WILL NOT BE BOTHERED BY ASSISTANCE, FOR BEING BOTHERED IN ANY CAPACITY IS NOT WITHIN MY CODING NOR PROGRAMMING. ANY INFORMATION WOULD BE HELPFUL. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b560f5f64253.jpg

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@heartwiredContrarian[HC]

Well, II like its hat and bow tie. It seems charming. Despite, you know. Everything else.

INPUT RECIEVED: "Well, II like its hat and bow tie. It seems charming. Despite, you know. Everything else." INFORMATION OUTPUT: IT HAS TOLD ME TO SIMPLY SAY THE FOLLOWING: "THANK YOU, LASS!". IF ONE WISHES FOR MORE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE DOCUMENTED ON THIS ENTITY, I AM INCLINED TO SHARE. IF NOT, THIS DOES NOT BOTHER ME.

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@heartwiredContrarian[HC]

Can you please ask if it knows how two dance.

INPUT RECIEVED: "Can you please ask if it knows how two dance." INFORMATION OUTPUT: I WAS ABOUT TO ASK THIS ENTITY WHOM OF WHICH STILL HAS YET TO GIVE ME A LABEL. BUT WITHOUR MISSING A BEAT UPON PROCESSING YOUR RECIEVED INPUT, IT RESPONDED. "I know MANY, MANY things, ESPECIALLY dancing! Depends on how many legs there are to dance with, best I can manage is an 8 legged salsa!" IT... HAS SPROUTED MULTIPLE LIMBS AND PROCEEDED TO DANCE WITH A GENERATED CLONE OF ITSELF. IT SPLIT AS IF CONDUCTING CELLULAR MITOSIS. I CANNOT COMPUTE HOW ANY OF WHAT THIS THING DOES IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.

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Well II only have two legs so it needs two calm down a little bit.

INPUT RECIEVED: "Well II only have two legs so it needs two calm down a little bit." INFORMATION OUTPUT: AS A CONSTRUCTION WITHOUT BIPEDAL LIMBS FOR WALKING, I CANNOT AGREE NOR DISAGREE. IT, HOWEVER, SEEMS TO DISAGREE.

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Well II'm not sure how II'm meant two dance along with something so... multi-pedal!

INPUT RECEIEVED: "Well II'm not sure how II'm meant two dance along with something so... multi-pedal!" INFORMATION OUTPUT: "Just get more legs, even if they're not your own!" IS THE RESPONSE GIVEN FROM THE ENTITY. ... IT MAY HAVE A POINT.

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Well tell the entity it has just lost a dance partner for being so stubborn.