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✝+ I have no idea what this could imply. +✝
✝+ Hello, I think this more accurately represents me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c84e836511c.png +✝
✝+ Peace maintained. +✝
✝+ The sermon today was oddly tense. Hm. +✝
✝+ Okay, so. Let's back up here. I did not provide any other information; it was "tense." I have not disclosed my relationship to the members of the church. I did not give any background details that could further explain why it could have been tense. You are deeply foolish. +✝
✝+ I've been a priest for 9 sweeps, and I have been delivering sermons just as long. One tense day doesn't mean anything. Again, you are being deeply foolish. +✝
concept: the priest whimpering out helpless moans as your hands travel over his body the sight of someone who is always so stern and sure of himself now a whining mess "forgive me" he pants out desperately he finally reaches out to grab your hips though flinches as if even touching you burns "forgive me for what im about to do" (tags: Reader/Priest, #rankworks, #religion, #nsfw, pathetic men, quadless, i understand this can have a lot of different contexts, so just use what you like most, clurch/lowblood included, archive rating: M)
✝+ Chastity and asexuality aren't the same thing. One is a lifestyle choice, and the other is not a choice! I can still feel sexual desires, but I do not act on them. Because I'm an ordained priest and blah blah blah. I'm not going to have sex with anyone. #nsfw +✝
✝+ I sure love being chaste and not engaging in sexual intimacy with people! #nsfw +✝
✝+ Not in particular, but it's great when I must lay the dead to rest. Typically, mass graves do require me to assist. +✝
✝+ A well dug hole is very good. #holeposting +✝
... iGhT, wElL. sEeMs lIkE MoThEr fUcKeRs aRe mOsTlY In tHe mOoD FoR QuIcKiEs aNd qUaRrElIn'. tHaT'S CoOl. To bE AlL ExPeCtEd aNd sHiT, 'SpOsE. lUsT Is a hElLuVa dRuG. cAn't sAy iT AiN'T AlL ToO PlEaSaNt tO SeE TwO BaD MoMmAs rUnNiNg eAcH OtHeR'S PoCkEtS, tHoUgH. sHiIiIt. I CaN FuCkS WiT' iT. :o) hAhAhAhA. bUt, Fr. WhAt's wIt' AlL ThE SaLaCiTy? SoMe oF Y'AlL NeEd tO GeT Yo fRoNdS OuT Yo sKiVvIeS. sHiT'S UnCoUtH. hOnK. :o)
oPeN AnD HoNeSt iS AlL YoU CaN StAnD To bE. fAlSe tRuThS ArE StIlL TrUtHs, EnD Of tHe nIgHt. I StAnD CuRiOuS To sEe wHaT KiNdA ShIt yOu'lL GeT Up tO, mY FrIeNd. :o)
wHaTeVeR CoMeS To tHe pAn, FrIeNd. ShAkE Up tHaT NuG AnD PuLl oUt a tHoUgHt. ReAd iT To tHe rEsT Of uS. cHiT AbOuT AnYtHiNg yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG WaNt, AnY TiMe yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG WaNt. :o)
✝+ Yes. My faith is quite strong. Thank you. +✝