BATTER UP < SORRY FOR THE SLIGHT ABSENCE. I'VE BEEN SPENDING A LITTLE TIME COACHING THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE TEAM. THOUGH NOT EXPLICITLY MY JOB, THE BEST OUR CURRENT COACH CAN DO IS STRATEGY - HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PRIMAL URGE IT TAKES TO KNOCK THEM OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK. THE ADRENALIN YOU SEE AS THE BALL FLIES SKY FUCKING HIGH. THE RAGE ONE FEELS WHEN THEY SEE A COCKY SMIRK ON A PITCHER'S FACE. THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD AT SAYING "HEY MAN, THROW IT TO FIRST" WHEN WE'RE FIELDING THOUGH. LIKE YEAH. NO FUCKING SHIT. I WAS ABOUT TO THROW IT TO THIRD. DUMBASS. > HOMERUN
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