BATTER UP < JUST A QUICK ONE FROM PRACTICE TODAY. EVERY SINGLE SECOND I SPEND ON THAT FIELD IS A GIFT TO EVERY FUCKING TROLL ALIVE. IF IT WERE NOT FOR ME, THESE DEMONS HIT THE MITT. AND YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF THAT FUCKING OCCURS. REST EASY, KNOWING I WILL STAND FUCKING STALWART SENDING THESE BALLS TO THE FUCKING HEAVENS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/58EBF7B5244F.PNG > HOMERUN
I'm always doing this
BATTER UP < WHICH ONE ARE YOU. PLEASE ANSWER CAREFULLY AS YOUR LIFE MAY HANG IN THE BALANCE. > HOMERUN
The batter of course. My life is always hanging in the balance anyway
BATTER UP < GOOD ANSWER. GREAT ANSWER, EVEN. I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SAME CONNECTION I DO TO MY BAT. LIKE A HOLY WEAPON MADE TO SEND BALLS TO THEIR DEMISE. NO SINGLE BALL SHALL EVER SLIP PAST MY GAZE BUT EVEN 1/100TH OF THE PRESSURE ON MY SHOULDERS WOULD EASE MY BURDEN. > HOMERUN
The Opalescent Striker is my weapon of choice, first over The Hour Hand. It's been core to my survival over the last decade and a half. If I couldn't use that shit to knock a ball into next fuckin year what's the point of doing anything.