BATTER UP < STOPPED IN FOR A TEST TODAY - THEY WANTED TO SEE IF I HAD USED PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS. A PREVIOUS TEAM HAD ACCUSED ME (COWARDS). WE DID MUCH RIGOROUS TESTING. BOTH BLOOD AND DNA (TESTING TO SEE IF I WAS SOME KIND OF MUTANT). ALL OF IT CAME UP NEGATIVE. THE MORAL OF THE STORY? IN LIFE THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE. SOME THAT PATHETICALLY CRY AFTER GETTING 5 CONCUSSIONS IN 2 SWEEPS, AND THOSE WHO ARE SO FUCKING INCREDIBLE THAT NO AMOUNT OF PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT WILL EVER BRING YOU TO THEIR FUCKING LEVEL. > HOMERUN
Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67