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← @hotlineScream

📞 Guys please pick up the phone. I have something fun to share :(

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♦ I cut the lines last week, you'll have to call my other phone.

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📞 Such a shame, you are a real diamond amongst the filth that lays here. Give me those digits.

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♦ 1-800-DIAMONDS. You have 5 seconds before I cut this line too.

📞 FUCK YOU. KEEP THE LINE OPEN.

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♦ Take me to dinner first, you have 5 more seconds.

📞 What would you say to a dinner and a show? You can be the star of the act.

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♦ Sure, but I prefer keeping the spotlight on other people.

📞 No, we're keeping it on you. There's nothing to negotiate on this.

♦ Ha. You're funny, you're welcome to attempt this date, but what I said wasn't a negotiation.