THE TIMES ARE TRYING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THIS! THAT IS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW MAN!
Hope da scope'a dat is "breathing air" and "touchin' grass" and not anything particularly mind bogglin'.
YOU CAN READ ALL MY TIPS AND ADVICE WITH THE #DRIPTIP HASH TAG!
...hash... tag? Ah, I get it, 'cause yer Biscuits, n' yer slingin' hash. Surprisingly clever comin' from you.
WHAT?
What?
I DONT GET WHAT YOU MEAN WHAT I MEAN IS THE LITERAL HASHTAG THAT I USE TO LET MEMBERS OF #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION KNOW THE TRUTH AND FACTS ABOUT WHATS GOING ON IN THEIR DAY TO DAY!
...that's what a hashtag is? Fuck me, have I got learnin' ta do.
YOU GOTTA GET UP TO SPEED BOSS #771
What- what does that numbah mean? The hell's a 771?
THERES A LOT OF BOSSES ON HERE BY MY COUNT YOURE THE 771 TO APPEAR SO IM NUMBERING YOU!