♦ pitied by @imperialIndustrialist
꧁⎝ It's cause Ah'm awl you need. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Much as Ah love travelin it's always nice ta jes relax on ma island. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ What eva have Ah done ta be hated fa a lil relaxation? Maybe dey wan an invite ta ma island too. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Pretty privilege savin me again. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah behave quite often Ah tink. ⎠꧂
i never been anythin other than sincere
꧁⎝ Now see dis one makin sense. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah gotta be careful befo' ma moirail start ta tink Ah'm collectin rusties. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Y'awl enterin your pirate era a sometin? Love dat fa ya. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You are jes terribly endearin, mô shè. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ M'apé jonglé apré mañè-la ki li di 'pardon' kkkk ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ô hé Lumi. Mo sa la talœr. :^) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Mo mank li é enkò li p'ap repòn mò... Mo va piké li. :^) L'apé fé éspré, mo koné. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah only say don't do crimes in ma universe cause den Ah gotta deal wit it. An' Ah like some of y'awl. Some. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ So many of you worry Ah'mmana snatch ya up an' sell you. Ah gotta be honest most of you wouldn't even cova an appetiza on a date wit ma moirail. You gon' be alright, Ah promise. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Do mo' crimes. Maybe not in ma universe but y'know. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah'm literally a great guy. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dat jes ain't right. Hope ya can get outta dat. Fuck some shit up. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You bein held by some group of otha violets a fuchsias a what. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Supposed ta? You some kinda enemy of da empire? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dat's precisely why Ah like dem. Now mo' curiously what's a troll of your caste doin in dat position? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Interestin trend. Ah do love me a good colla. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Oh look. Ma lil rustie friend back hatin ma chitts. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah'm jes followin cause Ah like ya. You gon' see soon enough Ah'm an honest guy. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah might be a lotta tins, now, but Ah ain't a lia. If Ah wan some rouj Ah could pick any up any time. Ah ain't tryna take you none. Besides Ah got some on ma ship already y'know, some of dem ma crewfolk. Joined of dey own accord an' awl. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah can't follow a friend, cher? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Yeah but we could be tink about it. Good ta have friends in high places ain't it? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Learnin about dis 'cancel' ting 'cancel culture' a whateva dey got in some places an' what dat matta ta me if you can't whoop ma ass? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Come ta ma ship, Lumiiii ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Da market fa transitionin folks into new lucrative carea paths is still alive an' well. Bustlin, even. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Brushin ma ships' teeth good luck ta anyone nearby gettin dey pumpa ruptured from dey purrin. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Oooh a new planet on da horizon. Ah hope we can be friends~ ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ain't seen nobody mention it so Ah will. Soundin. ⎠꧂
it works so well!
i was being sarcastic, my moirail and i basically only talk to each other. in fact he’s the other comment here… ahahahaha.
꧁⎝ Da upside ta havin an Empora as a moirail is dat Ah do what Ah wan. Da downside? Haha dat's funny. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ya gon' make ma pumpa burst outta ma chest, cher. Ah'm comin ova right now Ah'mma hold ya so tight. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Callin me so urgently. How could Ah say no? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Bonswa, Lumi~ ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ M'ape lir la konværsasyon de yær-oswa enko.. Oh, kan li aji konm ça.. mwa, mo linm ça. 😩 ⎠꧂
because I KN(\W these things. i kn/)w these things because i experienced these things. pe/)ple d/)n’t get anywhere by n/)t fucking s/)me/)ne else /)ver!
I D(\. i’m d/)ing FANTASITC (factual) and i d/)n’t think i need t/) take advice fr/)m s/)me/)ne wh/) d/)esn’t understand anything ab/)ut me!
technically y/)u did. y/)u needed t/) push s/)me/)ne else d/)wn t/) bec/)me wh/) y/)u are t/)day and pr/)bably have t/) d/) that time and time again.
/)h i’m sure it is. i’m sure y/)u just view this entire exchange as y/)u w/)uld any n/)rmal pers/)n and y/)u just find such mild entertainment fr/)m this d/)n’t y/)u? (sarcasm) well i simply d/) n/)t trust that statement. because i d/)n’t trust y/)u, because y/)ur /)bvi/)usly a liar, because if i were y/)u i w/)uld lie
i’m sure y/)u did y/)u smarmy ass
i wasn’t being c/)cky. i suck at l/)ts /)f things, the difference between me and /)ther pe/)ple is that i kn/)w it and i just simply cheat my way up. h/)w else are y/)u supp/)sed t/) succeed if y/)u d/)n’t kn/)ck /)ther pe/)ple d/)wn bef/)re they can be better than y/)u?
꧁⎝ Of course Ah ain't dyin no time soon. Ah'm in ma lil pocket dimension now so Ah'll be back shortly. ;^)))) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Can't get rid of me a ma babies dat easily, cher.🫰🏽 ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Me an' ma hostages against da world [da fuckin star about ta explode a lil too close ta ma ship] ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ To si-telmen malisyeu, twa, mo linm ça. 👅👅 ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ He so cute when he angry. Ah, mo kœr! ⎠꧂
Ökäy mäÿbë Ï nëëd tö bë mörë wörrïëd äböüt thë ïmprëssïöns Ï'm lëävïng. https://cdn.ïmgchëst.cöm/fïlës/1ä7ä150ëf253.png
꧁⎝ Now dis jes cannot be aboat me considerin Ah'm alwaves on ma best behavia. ;^) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Would do it again. Not like dey usin it. ⎠꧂
Ï höpë mÿ äncëstör wäs rïch änd göt bïtchës.
꧁⎝ You real late padna Ah already unblocked maself. ⎠꧂
Whö üp plündërïng #lïtërällÿ
:)
Ëvëryönë shöüld lïkë frïëndshïp.
꧁⎝ Hmm. He blocked me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Don't like what Ah'm offerin a ya don't like dat Ah said it whea folks can see? Tinkin it's da second one, me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Cher if ya into voyeurism Ah can give ya a show. ⎠꧂
Ok★y I'm good now.
HM. I SHALL CAS╋━ MY SPECVLA╋━IVE OPINIONS ASIDE FOR NOW, AND OFFER AN AL╋━ERNA╋━IVE ╋━O ╋━HE CEASELESS HEARKENER. OR SIMPLY IGNORE I╋━. FOR NOW.
YOV WILL BE MEDIA╋━ED FOR ╋━HIS.
A MOS╋━ AGREEABLE S╋━A╋━EMEN╋━, YE╋━ I╋━ EERILY BE╋━OKENS A PRECOCIOVS DE╋━ERMINA╋━ION OF MY ╋━ROLLSON. A╋━ LEAS╋━, ╋━HE WHISPERS OF ╋━HE CALIGINOVS AVRICLE MOLLVSK SPEAKS SO.
ENVISAGE YOVRSELF IN MY POSI╋━ION, IF YOV WILL. PAR╋━AKING IN SOLI╋━VDE YOVR PREFERRED GAS╋━RIC-POVCH FILLING NV╋━RIMEN╋━. YOV ARE SEA╋━ED NEARES╋━ ╋━HE MOS╋━ EMBELLISHED SEPVLCHRE. ╋━HEIR EYES DARK AND PA╋━IEN╋━, ╋━HE QVIE╋━ PROMISE OF A BEAS╋━ WHO KNOWS I╋━S PREY WILL WANDER CLOSER OF I╋━S OWN ACCORD. OR MAYBE S╋━OP ╋━RESPASSING.
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A MOS╋━ MORBID AND GNAWING CVRIOSI╋━Y HAS SEIZED MY SPIRI╋━, COMPELLING ME ╋━O SEEK AN OPPOR╋━VNI╋━Y ╋━O PEER VPON ╋━HE DISCOVRSE AND SEN╋━IMEN╋━S OF MY FELLOW KIN. SO HERE WE S╋━AND, ACHING ╋━O INDVLGE ╋━HIS FANCY, ╋━HA╋━ I MIGH╋━ CAS╋━ MY VOICE IN╋━O ╋━HE E╋━HER AND QVAKE A╋━ ╋━HE SOVND OF MY OWN ECHO. OR YOV VNFAMILIAR SHADES.
╋━HE WRE╋━CHED CARMINE-S╋━REAMED CREA╋━VRES S╋━ALKING ABOV╋━ ╋━HE BACKDROP OF MY NECROPOLIS ARE VNFA╋━HOMABLY CV╋━E. HOWEVER, I AM AWARE ╋━HEY DESIRE ONLY ONE ╋━HING. AND I╋━ IS DISGVS╋━ING. QVI╋━E POSSIBLY EVEN OBSCENE.