♦ pitied by @imperialIndustrialist
꧁⎝ Ah'm fa dose wit a specific palate. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ How fa y'awl tink Ah can get into singin dis song till he jumps on me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah can't even fuck wit ma 'rail an' ask him if he'd still like me as a clown cause he'd likely say Ah already am one. 'Too jovial' as he says. So mean. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dey be callin ma lil babies 'pets' but dey mo' like kin ta me long as Ah had 'em an' sweet as dey are. Jes don't even feel right callin dem horrorterrors cause dey too cute fa allat. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ma dissentas are doin well in life it seems. Dat's good Ah love dat fa dem. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah can't hate an uprisin when dey brin me so much inventory. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dey charmin in dey own ways. Ah should check on dem. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah, mondjé is dat a threat ma dea Lumi? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah like when trolls are true ta demselves. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dem Ampora folk gon' do it every time. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Now dat Ah can't abide. You will see me shortly. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ma heart go out fa da less fortunate y'know. At least da ones dat aren't currently unda ma jurisdiction. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah, well much love ta you as well, shè. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It's quite easy if you a chatty sort. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Not quite followin but if you're havin fun Ah'm happy fa ya. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Oh how fun! ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah'm doin jes fine as always. Got a chance ta peek in hea ta check on some of ma lovely friends. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ How yall doin dis lovely night a day? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah would say we are mighty close. Mighty, mighty close. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah'm jes happy an' showin support fa you, shè. Hope ya have mo' good nights. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ma toxic trait? Da venom in ma fins. kkkk ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah jes don't believe Ah have any toxic traits. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah seem ta have a type in ma choice of company. ⎠꧂
«﴾ finally g⦵t ar⦵und t⦵ settin this thing up n⦵w i can see what k'az be gettin his laughs at. ﴿»
꧁⎝ Oh you nasty ti rouj ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Whateva ya say, Cher. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Misye? Mo pa bezwin tou ça, ti zariko. Jish K'azvyn çe byin. Ç'ape kouri? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Bonswa, cher. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ All of em if you believe in yaself. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ça çe byin bon, ok, Ah like a lil mystery. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ya left me a like dough, cher, so Ah'm tinkin it was a good impression dea. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Such a fascinatin ting dat dea 'desperation' is. Sure a whore divin fa bulge can be entertainin but aft'a certain point Ah lose interest. #nsfw ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Cruel, even. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ What's ya stance on extortion, Misye Prezidan? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ain't hard ya know he good fa da dodo. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah, a notice dis time. Ah'll leave da gangway down. Ya can surprise Noyori. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Oh bonswa, Bethel. :^) ⎠꧂
((There.))
꧁⎝ Lil rebel rusty was beggin me not ta fuck dey rail so Ah handed 'em both off ta my Helmsman. Y'know, cause Ah'm all considerate like dat. #nsfwe #noncon ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ See dat's dat ting about dat curiosity dea, ti rouj. Dat morbid word, yeah? Gon' get you inta sometin you ain't ready fa. Fe tensyon, twa. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Cher you ain't makin a good case fa yaself, non. Ah done heard dis song an' dance plenty times befo' an' it done end da same. Sold ta one a' my patrons a became one a' my crewmate's whores. You stayin around a lil long fa somebody dat don't wan get snatched up. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Hm. Suggest ya do well ta not be valuable den, huh, cher? Den again you fearful types are quite fun ta play wit. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Yall ain't rare, non, ti rouj. Ah can pick one a' you up any time. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Yes. Ah sell dem too sometimes. In fact Ah racked in a profit jes dis evenin. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Sure, Ah have a hoard of many lovely items an' trolls but you know what Ah really like ta collect? Pottery. Dem one o' a kind ones, a dem ancient ones tellin a story. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Hm. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You know Ah can see dis right? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Good ting Ah ain't in no shortage of bitches den, non? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Lotta yall wan be used jes as bulge sleeves should jes line up at ma ship an' let me sell you off. Save both of us time. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah tink you should go. It'll be fun. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Slaughta is not on da board. Dat's a waste. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Non, non. Let dem come. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah suppose dat's fair. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Scavengers are a part a' life. Not wasteful at awl. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Plenty out dea an' dey taste good, don't see no problem. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Hahaha, Ah like you, cher. We'll see what skills ya got an' whea ya can fit in. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Neva had a need fa one a' dose, cher. Ah jes like ta have a meetin an' see how we match. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Sure. Long as what needa get done get done. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ On a lighta note, since dat seems ta be what tickles yalls fancy, dea's plenty of open positions in ma crew at da moment. If travellin da seas an' stars fits ya interests, talk ta me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Glad we both could entertain each otha dea den, cher. :^) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ça çe byin bon, wi. So did ya need sometin, cher, a what? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah, bon, we agree. An' sure, you can have suspicion if you wan. But Ah done said befo' rusties ain't rare. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ A statement, cher. Dat your friend is funny. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It was neitha a compliment na an insult. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Non, Ah'm jes havin fun. An' you are very funny, ti rouj. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ 'Equally willin ta protect' Hahahahaha yall real funny on hea, yeah. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Yeah, sure. You cute. Don't know about da rest of dat dough. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Not rare, non, but dose are quite nice. ⎠꧂
I Never Mind An Interesting Piece. Tho𓄋gh Bones Aren't All That Rare Are They? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc9313822125.png #thecollection
꧁⎝ Definitely know so. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dat alone gets a lot of folks goin y'know. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Hahaha you get it padna. Dey place dey value in how many clicks dey can get on dis hea chittr ting. It really tickle me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dat's fa da best really but Ah jes tink dey awl mighty funny, me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You got legs, cher. Or hitch on da back of one a' dem sorry sorts. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Cher it's been mo' dan 5 minutes. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah admit Ah find it charmin. Cute even, but also, cher, you offered da candies. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Excitable as always. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Cher ya say let you in like you don't jes show up. Ah'll take dem crystallized candies ya church be hannin out. Haedes say he wan any kinda chocolate. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Whea's dat clown ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Hahaha Ah like you, cher. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Hmm. Very well. Since you seem ta miss me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Hahaha mo shagrin, cher, Ah jes couldn't help maself. Been quiet out hea on da wata. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It's funny cher Ah got some new crewmates too. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Haha you funny as hell, cher. Btw Ah'mmana be gone fa a while checkin on da garden. Don't go gettin too stirred up while Ah'm not around, no. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ya know it's like Ah taught ya laissez les bon temps rouler ;^)))) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Lil bit. Ah almost done dat befo' too. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ma sides ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah might be a lil biased now cause Ah do like me some ceramics but dis one got its charm too. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Oh yeah. Get dat. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ On an' off ova da sweeps wit ma work an' da occasional diplomatic arrangements yes. Ah should correct maself an' say da ones dat hold powa are mo' interestin ta watch but da average human is eh so-so. Dey line ma pockets dough. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Slits are slits. Ah like it, me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Well dat would be real silly of you if you did. But Ah meant Ah'm glad ya place ain't get razed ta da ground wit you in it. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Glad ya made it out in one piece. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dat's a very surface level idea of what we do but sure we can go wit dat. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Only if you bad at it. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You talkin about dat violet in dat upside down ass situation? Ah kinda hope somebody do Ah jes ain't in da rescuin business. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Perhaps a way ta focus on a component in dem ta pull it out a rattle it. A targeted kinesis so you can knock out awl da surprises at once. Dat is ta say, maybe you can't do it now but dea might be some merit in honin your ability. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Gotta figure out how ta get it powerful enough ta fry any mo' of dem cameras dat might be around your hive. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Nah Ah'm too nice fa dat. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Aw dat's a miserable way ta live. Hatin everytin Ah mean. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah tink you on da right track jes askin da question, shè. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah mean sure if you wan go da physics route but Ah ain't tink we was gettin awl technical. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Rise an' shine we gon' have us a good night an'/a day, yeah? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Aw c'mon, shè, Ah was bein sincere. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah won't lie Ah've done a few tins Ah'm not proud of. Like let ma lil head sculpture from QC-781 get broken. Now Ah have ta find time ta go back an' get anotha. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah see a mention in ma notifs from ma dea moirail an' it's him advertisin me as a sleaze. True. Ah'll wea dat. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It's okay Ah like dem alive at da moment. Bein eaten is da mo' likely fate fa da goldie honestly. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah always have fun. Alwaves, even. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Hehe.. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Playin ma accordion fa mô poupé-yé warm ma heart. An' Ah guess da inventory too but dey less enthused about it. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Don't get ahead of yourself, shè. Ah said you funny not dat interestin. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You might be one a' da funniest ones on dis site, ti lòr, Ah'll give ya dat. Do you also make a habit of pickin text fights wit every highblood you see? Sometin you wish ta prove, maybe? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Cuteness is subjective an' while Ah certainly am Ah handsome fella ma looks ain't what makes dem come back. Might be part of why ma moirail picked me dough. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Funny, Ah don't rememba askin you about your dreams. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Any troll above you in caste dat dies by your hand had dat comin. But Ah suppose livin in a fantasy is fine sometimes as well. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ma irresistible charm, obviously. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Mé, wi Ah coulda jes said 'charm' but da 'irresistible' part is an important addition. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It's cute when dey tink if dey slack off a act out Ah'mma jes kill dem. Ah have neva been one ta be so wasteful. Betta ta give dem da freedom dey tink dey desire an' welcome dem wit open arms when dey come crawlin right back ta me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah suppose Ah could see why. Ah tend ta keep ma words semi-short n sweet maself. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah mean one part of dat is true, but again Ah have had dis longa an' neva saw dis 'Vesica' until tanight. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah'm certain Ah've had dis longa dan you but Ah ain't one ta mind sharin. Great minds an' awl. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ One may not like ma lifestyle but what betta quality is dea in a friend dan pure honesty? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Well, it's been quite fun. Gettin ready ta roll out dough so stay safe an' have fun mô zami-yé ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Does it help if Ah call you pretty? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Salopri... Maybe one night. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Consida me jes an observa, shè. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It's cause Ah'm awl you need. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Much as Ah love travelin it's always nice ta jes relax on ma island. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ What eva have Ah done ta be hated fa a lil relaxation? Maybe dey wan an invite ta ma island too. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Pretty privilege savin me again. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah behave quite often Ah tink. ⎠꧂
i never been anythin other than sincere
꧁⎝ Now see dis one makin sense. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah gotta be careful befo' ma moirail start ta tink Ah'm collectin rusties. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Y'awl enterin your pirate era a sometin? Love dat fa ya. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You are jes terribly endearin, mô shè. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ M'apé jonglé apré mañè-la ki li di 'pardon' kkkk ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ô hé Lumi. Mo sa la talœr. :^) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Mo mank li é enkò li p'ap repòn mò... Mo va piké li. :^) L'apé fé éspré, mo koné. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah only say don't do crimes in ma universe cause den Ah gotta deal wit it. An' Ah like some of y'awl. Some. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ So many of you worry Ah'mmana snatch ya up an' sell you. Ah gotta be honest most of you wouldn't even cova an appetiza on a date wit ma moirail. You gon' be alright, Ah promise. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Do mo' crimes. Maybe not in ma universe but y'know. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah'm literally a great guy. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dat jes ain't right. Hope ya can get outta dat. Fuck some shit up. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You bein held by some group of otha violets a fuchsias a what. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Supposed ta? You some kinda enemy of da empire? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dat's precisely why Ah like dem. Now mo' curiously what's a troll of your caste doin in dat position? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Interestin trend. Ah do love me a good colla. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Oh look. Ma lil rustie friend back hatin ma chitts. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah'm jes followin cause Ah like ya. You gon' see soon enough Ah'm an honest guy. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah might be a lotta tins, now, but Ah ain't a lia. If Ah wan some rouj Ah could pick any up any time. Ah ain't tryna take you none. Besides Ah got some on ma ship already y'know, some of dem ma crewfolk. Joined of dey own accord an' awl. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah can't follow a friend, cher? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Yeah but we could be tink about it. Good ta have friends in high places ain't it? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Learnin about dis 'cancel' ting 'cancel culture' a whateva dey got in some places an' what dat matta ta me if you can't whoop ma ass? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Come ta ma ship, Lumiiii ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Da market fa transitionin folks into new lucrative carea paths is still alive an' well. Bustlin, even. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Brushin ma ships' teeth good luck ta anyone nearby gettin dey pumpa ruptured from dey purrin. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Oooh a new planet on da horizon. Ah hope we can be friends~ ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ain't seen nobody mention it so Ah will. Soundin. ⎠꧂
it works so well!
i was being sarcastic, my moirail and i basically only talk to each other. in fact he’s the other comment here… ahahahaha.
꧁⎝ Da upside ta havin an Empora as a moirail is dat Ah do what Ah wan. Da downside? Haha dat's funny. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ya gon' make ma pumpa burst outta ma chest, cher. Ah'm comin ova right now Ah'mma hold ya so tight. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Callin me so urgently. How could Ah say no? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Bonswa, Lumi~ ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ M'ape lir la konværsasyon de yær-oswa enko.. Oh, kan li aji konm ça.. mwa, mo linm ça. 😩 ⎠꧂
because I KN(\W these things. i kn/)w these things because i experienced these things. pe/)ple d/)n’t get anywhere by n/)t fucking s/)me/)ne else /)ver!
I D(\. i’m d/)ing FANTASITC (factual) and i d/)n’t think i need t/) take advice fr/)m s/)me/)ne wh/) d/)esn’t understand anything ab/)ut me!
technically y/)u did. y/)u needed t/) push s/)me/)ne else d/)wn t/) bec/)me wh/) y/)u are t/)day and pr/)bably have t/) d/) that time and time again.
/)h i’m sure it is. i’m sure y/)u just view this entire exchange as y/)u w/)uld any n/)rmal pers/)n and y/)u just find such mild entertainment fr/)m this d/)n’t y/)u? (sarcasm) well i simply d/) n/)t trust that statement. because i d/)n’t trust y/)u, because y/)ur /)bvi/)usly a liar, because if i were y/)u i w/)uld lie
i’m sure y/)u did y/)u smarmy ass
i wasn’t being c/)cky. i suck at l/)ts /)f things, the difference between me and /)ther pe/)ple is that i kn/)w it and i just simply cheat my way up. h/)w else are y/)u supp/)sed t/) succeed if y/)u d/)n’t kn/)ck /)ther pe/)ple d/)wn bef/)re they can be better than y/)u?
꧁⎝ Of course Ah ain't dyin no time soon. Ah'm in ma lil pocket dimension now so Ah'll be back shortly. ;^)))) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Can't get rid of me a ma babies dat easily, cher.🫰🏽 ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Me an' ma hostages against da world [da fuckin star about ta explode a lil too close ta ma ship] ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ To si-telmen malisyeu, twa, mo linm ça. 👅👅 ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ He so cute when he angry. Ah, mo kœr! ⎠꧂
Ökäy mäÿbë Ï nëëd tö bë mörë wörrïëd äböüt thë ïmprëssïöns Ï'm lëävïng. https://cdn.ïmgchëst.cöm/fïlës/1ä7ä150ëf253.png
꧁⎝ Now dis jes cannot be aboat me considerin Ah'm alwaves on ma best behavia. ;^) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Would do it again. Not like dey usin it. ⎠꧂
Ï höpë mÿ äncëstör wäs rïch änd göt bïtchës.
꧁⎝ You real late padna Ah already unblocked maself. ⎠꧂
Whö üp plündërïng #lïtërällÿ
:)
Ëvëryönë shöüld lïkë frïëndshïp.
꧁⎝ Hmm. He blocked me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Don't like what Ah'm offerin a ya don't like dat Ah said it whea folks can see? Tinkin it's da second one, me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Cher if ya into voyeurism Ah can give ya a show. ⎠꧂
Ok★y I'm good now.
HM. I SHALL CAS╋━ MY SPECVLA╋━IVE OPINIONS ASIDE FOR NOW, AND OFFER AN AL╋━ERNA╋━IVE ╋━O ╋━HE CEASELESS HEARKENER. OR SIMPLY IGNORE I╋━. FOR NOW.
YOV WILL BE MEDIA╋━ED FOR ╋━HIS.
A MOS╋━ AGREEABLE S╋━A╋━EMEN╋━, YE╋━ I╋━ EERILY BE╋━OKENS A PRECOCIOVS DE╋━ERMINA╋━ION OF MY ╋━ROLLSON. A╋━ LEAS╋━, ╋━HE WHISPERS OF ╋━HE CALIGINOVS AVRICLE MOLLVSK SPEAKS SO.
ENVISAGE YOVRSELF IN MY POSI╋━ION, IF YOV WILL. PAR╋━AKING IN SOLI╋━VDE YOVR PREFERRED GAS╋━RIC-POVCH FILLING NV╋━RIMEN╋━. YOV ARE SEA╋━ED NEARES╋━ ╋━HE MOS╋━ EMBELLISHED SEPVLCHRE. ╋━HEIR EYES DARK AND PA╋━IEN╋━, ╋━HE QVIE╋━ PROMISE OF A BEAS╋━ WHO KNOWS I╋━S PREY WILL WANDER CLOSER OF I╋━S OWN ACCORD. OR MAYBE S╋━OP ╋━RESPASSING.
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A MOS╋━ MORBID AND GNAWING CVRIOSI╋━Y HAS SEIZED MY SPIRI╋━, COMPELLING ME ╋━O SEEK AN OPPOR╋━VNI╋━Y ╋━O PEER VPON ╋━HE DISCOVRSE AND SEN╋━IMEN╋━S OF MY FELLOW KIN. SO HERE WE S╋━AND, ACHING ╋━O INDVLGE ╋━HIS FANCY, ╋━HA╋━ I MIGH╋━ CAS╋━ MY VOICE IN╋━O ╋━HE E╋━HER AND QVAKE A╋━ ╋━HE SOVND OF MY OWN ECHO. OR YOV VNFAMILIAR SHADES.
╋━HE WRE╋━CHED CARMINE-S╋━REAMED CREA╋━VRES S╋━ALKING ABOV╋━ ╋━HE BACKDROP OF MY NECROPOLIS ARE VNFA╋━HOMABLY CV╋━E. HOWEVER, I AM AWARE ╋━HEY DESIRE ONLY ONE ╋━HING. AND I╋━ IS DISGVS╋━ING. QVI╋━E POSSIBLY EVEN OBSCENE.