Lumdir Drisot
@imperialIndustrialist
His Imperial Industrialist | Alternian Emperor | Mostly here to see what shenanigans happen :)
I DON'T ReALLY NeeD A MATeSpRIT. ThOUghT I'Ve cONSIDeR A SqUATTINg gAMeS ThAT INVOLVe bLOOD SpORTS.
yeah you don't need a matesprit you need a therapist
WhY wOULD I NeeD A TheRApIST IN peRfecTLY fINe? IT SOUNDS LIKe YOU NeeD IT MUch MORe ThAN I DO.
i mean sure i could do with one i'd show up like wassup you readie for the easiest session of your life? and theie'd go pleaseeee i just had the most difficult patient due to patient confidentialitie theie can't tell me who it is obviouslie but for the purposes of this post it's you you were the difficult patient
WeLL, ThIS wOULD IMpLY I AM gOINg TO TheRApY AND SeeKINg IT OUT. WhIch I'M NOT. ThIS IS A VeRY SILLY RepLY AbOUT A VeRY NON-cONSeqUeNTIAL pOST ThAT DOeSN'T ReALLY AffecT YOU? OR ARe YOU jUST hOSTILe bASeD ON peRceIVeD bLOOD cOLORS ThAT ULTIMATeLY MeAN NOThINg IN SOcIAL MeDIA? MY pOST cARRIeS NO DIffeReNT TONe pOSTeD bY OTheRS ON ThIS webSITe Of DIffeReNT cASeS OR wALKS Of LIfe. SO I ThINK YOU'Re jUST beINg hOSTILe fOR The SAKe Of beINg hOSTILe.
i didn't think i was being hostile i was being plaieful but aight i think that might be whie you need therapie man
WeLL, NO, If YOU'Re beINg pLAYfUL, TheN ThAT DOeSN'T TRANSLATe AT ALL. I DON'T KNOw whO YOU ARe OR YOUR jOKeS. YOU ARe A cOMpLeTe STRANgeR TO Me.
so true well have a nice life man
꧁⎝ It's cause Ah'm awl you need. ⎠꧂
He IS VeRY cUTe, MY MOIRAIL. IT ALLOwS hIM TO geT AwAY wITh MANY, MANY ThINgS I wOULDN'T TYpIcALLY ALLOw. He ALSO DOeS wONDeRfUL wORK.
꧁⎝ So many of you worry Ah'mmana snatch ya up an' sell you. Ah gotta be honest most of you wouldn't even cova an appetiza on a date wit ma moirail. You gon' be alright, Ah promise. ⎠꧂
MY MOIRAIL IS AbSOLUTeLY TeRRIbLe. HOw cUTe.
꧁⎝ Ah'm literally a great guy. ⎠꧂
Oh AbSOLUTeLY, YOU ARe ALSO SO ROTTeN TO The cORe, whIch I fIND MOST chARMINg.
Oh, hOw chARMINg, K'AZ MADe A fRIeND. A LOwbLOOD, qUITe chARMINg. :-)
god i love my life
I ALMOST feeL A TAD bAD fOR DUMpINg SOMe Of MY pApeRwORK ONTO MY ASSISTANT, bUT he'LL be fIIIIIINe. A cApAbLe MAN.
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a g00d reference.
IT hAS beeN RATheR INSUffeRAbLY hOT TODAY.
-> It's Been Bad For My Crops, Sigh... Alas I Must Persist = Your Total Is $10.99
꧁⎝ Come ta ma ship, Lumiiii ⎠꧂
SOMeTIMeS, If he'S IN The wAY, SIT ON hIM. :/
MOST Of MY NOTIfIcATIONS IS IN fAcT MY MOIRAIL. IT wOULD NOT KILL Me TO cONVeRSe wITh OTheRS.
couldn’t be me. cough.
i was being sarcastic, my moirail and i basically only talk to each other. in fact he’s the other comment here… ahahahaha.
IT IS eASY TO jUST wANT TO TALK ONLY TO TheM.
I See, A hUMAN AND A TROLL ReLATIONShIp. ThAT IS NIce TO See. VeRY RARe.
it works so well!
꧁⎝ Da upside ta havin an Empora as a moirail is dat Ah do what Ah wan. Da downside? Haha dat's funny. ⎠꧂
HAppY #MOIRAIMONDAY, @STYgIANTAgONIST IS MY MOIRAIL, whOMST I cARe DeepLY fOR. He IS ALSO AN INcORRIgIbLe INDIVIDUAL whO gRATeS MY NeRVeS. GRATES AND SOOTheS. NONeTheLeSS, SOMeONe I DO AppRecIATe qUITe DeepLY.
꧁⎝ Ya gon' make ma pumpa burst outta ma chest, cher. Ah'm comin ova right now Ah'mma hold ya so tight. ⎠꧂
I SeeMeD TO hAVe TUNeD IN AT AN INTeReSTINg TIDe TODAY, ANYwAY. HeLLO, hOw IS eVeRYONe?
WheRe'S MY MOIRAIL?
꧁⎝ Bonswa, Lumi~ ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Callin me so urgently. How could Ah say no? ⎠꧂
I AM DeepLY eNDeAReD TO ceRTAIN cASTeS. SO OUTwARDLY I cANNOT cOMpLAIN wheN SOMe Of TheM geT cATTY wITh Me. I DO TeND TO UNINTeNTIONALLY pOKe fUN AND cAUSe UpSeT. ThOUgh I beLIeVe ThAT IS MY MOIRAIL RUbbINg Off ON Me.
꧁⎝ M'ape lir la konværsasyon de yær-oswa enko.. Oh, kan li aji konm ça.. mwa, mo linm ça. 😩 ⎠꧂
DON'T DATe SOMeONe whO wILL pISS YOU Off. YOU wILL be wORSe fOR IT.
꧁⎝ To si-telmen malisyeu, twa, mo linm ça. 👅👅 ⎠꧂
I cAN feeL hIM DOINg SOMeThINg ANNOYINg.
꧁⎝ Now dis jes cannot be aboat me considerin Ah'm alwaves on ma best behavia. ;^) ⎠꧂
I wATcheD MY ANceSTOR geT STAbbeD TO DeATh; IT wAS A VeRY eVeNTfUL NIghT.
Dïd yöü stëäl thëïr wällët?
NO, becAUSe I DIDN'T STAb heR. I DID STAb The peRSON whO STAbbeD heR. @STYgIANTAgONIST STOLe TheIR wALLeT, ThOUgh. BOTh TIMeS.
Thïs störÿ nëëds mörë stäbbïng. Büt ät lëäst nö wällët wäs lëft ünpïnchëd.
꧁⎝ Would do it again. Not like dey usin it. ⎠꧂
TheRe wAS A LOT Of STAbbINg IN The LONg VeRSIONS: bAcK STAbbINg, SIDe STAbbINg, STRAIghT-Up STAbbINg. A LOT Of KNIVeS AND SwORDS.
Höt.