Lumdir Drisot
@imperialIndustrialist
His Imperial Industrialist | Alternian Emperor | Mostly here to see what shenanigans happen :)
I DON'T ReALLY NeeD A MATeSpRIT. ThOUghT I'Ve cONSIDeR A SqUATTINg gAMeS ThAT INVOLVe bLOOD SpORTS.
WhY wOULD I NeeD A TheRApIST IN peRfecTLY fINe? IT SOUNDS LIKe YOU NeeD IT MUch MORe ThAN I DO.
WeLL, ThIS wOULD IMpLY I AM gOINg TO TheRApY AND SeeKINg IT OUT. WhIch I'M NOT. ThIS IS A VeRY SILLY RepLY AbOUT A VeRY NON-cONSeqUeNTIAL pOST ThAT DOeSN'T ReALLY AffecT YOU? OR ARe YOU jUST hOSTILe bASeD ON peRceIVeD bLOOD cOLORS ThAT ULTIMATeLY MeAN NOThINg IN SOcIAL MeDIA? MY pOST cARRIeS NO DIffeReNT TONe pOSTeD bY OTheRS ON ThIS webSITe Of DIffeReNT cASeS OR wALKS Of LIfe. SO I ThINK YOU'Re jUST beINg hOSTILe fOR The SAKe Of beINg hOSTILe.
WeLL, NO, If YOU'Re beINg pLAYfUL, TheN ThAT DOeSN'T TRANSLATe AT ALL. I DON'T KNOw whO YOU ARe OR YOUR jOKeS. YOU ARe A cOMpLeTe STRANgeR TO Me.
He IS VeRY cUTe, MY MOIRAIL. IT ALLOwS hIM TO geT AwAY wITh MANY, MANY ThINgS I wOULDN'T TYpIcALLY ALLOw. He ALSO DOeS wONDeRfUL wORK.
MY MOIRAIL IS AbSOLUTeLY TeRRIbLe. HOw cUTe.
Oh AbSOLUTeLY, YOU ARe ALSO SO ROTTeN TO The cORe, whIch I fIND MOST chARMINg.
Oh, hOw chARMINg, K'AZ MADe A fRIeND. A LOwbLOOD, qUITe chARMINg. :-)
I ALMOST feeL A TAD bAD fOR DUMpINg SOMe Of MY pApeRwORK ONTO MY ASSISTANT, bUT he'LL be fIIIIIINe. A cApAbLe MAN.
IT hAS beeN RATheR INSUffeRAbLY hOT TODAY.
-> It's Been Bad For My Crops, Sigh... Alas I Must Persist = Your Total Is $10.99
SOMeTIMeS, If he'S IN The wAY, SIT ON hIM. :/
MOST Of MY NOTIfIcATIONS IS IN fAcT MY MOIRAIL. IT wOULD NOT KILL Me TO cONVeRSe wITh OTheRS.
i was being sarcastic, my moirail and i basically only talk to each other. in fact he’s the other comment here… ahahahaha.
IT IS eASY TO jUST wANT TO TALK ONLY TO TheM.
I See, A hUMAN AND A TROLL ReLATIONShIp. ThAT IS NIce TO See. VeRY RARe.
HAppY #MOIRAIMONDAY, @STYgIANTAgONIST IS MY MOIRAIL, whOMST I cARe DeepLY fOR. He IS ALSO AN INcORRIgIbLe INDIVIDUAL whO gRATeS MY NeRVeS. GRATES AND SOOTheS. NONeTheLeSS, SOMeONe I DO AppRecIATe qUITe DeepLY.
꧁⎝ Ya gon' make ma pumpa burst outta ma chest, cher. Ah'm comin ova right now Ah'mma hold ya so tight. ⎠꧂
I SeeMeD TO hAVe TUNeD IN AT AN INTeReSTINg TIDe TODAY, ANYwAY. HeLLO, hOw IS eVeRYONe?
WheRe'S MY MOIRAIL?
I AM DeepLY eNDeAReD TO ceRTAIN cASTeS. SO OUTwARDLY I cANNOT cOMpLAIN wheN SOMe Of TheM geT cATTY wITh Me. I DO TeND TO UNINTeNTIONALLY pOKe fUN AND cAUSe UpSeT. ThOUgh I beLIeVe ThAT IS MY MOIRAIL RUbbINg Off ON Me.
DON'T DATe SOMeONe whO wILL pISS YOU Off. YOU wILL be wORSe fOR IT.
꧁⎝ To si-telmen malisyeu, twa, mo linm ça. 👅👅 ⎠꧂
I cAN feeL hIM DOINg SOMeThINg ANNOYINg.
꧁⎝ Now dis jes cannot be aboat me considerin Ah'm alwaves on ma best behavia. ;^) ⎠꧂
I wATcheD MY ANceSTOR geT STAbbeD TO DeATh; IT wAS A VeRY eVeNTfUL NIghT.
NO, becAUSe I DIDN'T STAb heR. I DID STAb The peRSON whO STAbbeD heR. @STYgIANTAgONIST STOLe TheIR wALLeT, ThOUgh. BOTh TIMeS.
Thïs störÿ nëëds mörë stäbbïng. Büt ät lëäst nö wällët wäs lëft ünpïnchëd.
TheRe wAS A LOT Of STAbbINg IN The LONg VeRSIONS: bAcK STAbbINg, SIDe STAbbINg, STRAIghT-Up STAbbINg. A LOT Of KNIVeS AND SwORDS.
"Oh, LUMDIR, DATe SOMeONe ADVeNTUROUS." WeLL, NOw YOU'Re DeAD, AND I'M DATINg A pIRATe.
꧁⎝ Ya know it's like Ah taught ya laissez les bon temps rouler ;^)))) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Haha you funny as hell, cher. Btw Ah'mmana be gone fa a while checkin on da garden. Don't go gettin too stirred up while Ah'm not around, no. ⎠꧂
"New TRAVeLINg cOMpANIONS" DON'T LIKe ThAT. DON'T LIKe ThAT!!! Oh MY Oh Me.
Ëvëryönë shöüld lïkë frïëndshïp.
꧁⎝ It's funny cher Ah got some new crewmates too. ⎠꧂
IT'S aLwayS InTeReSTIng SeeIng The OTheR eMpeRORS anD eMpReSSeS On ChITTR. The pOLITIcS Of IT aLL can be qUITe enTIcIng TO jUST, waTch gO DOwn RaTheR Than paRTIcIpaTe.
꧁⎝ Cher if ya into voyeurism Ah can give ya a show. ⎠꧂
Oh, wOw. I DOn'T ThInk I enjOy ThaT One bIT. HM. DOn'T Say ThaT.
꧁⎝ Don't like what Ah'm offerin a ya don't like dat Ah said it whea folks can see? Tinkin it's da second one, me. ⎠꧂
FIRST.) YOU aSkeD Me If I waS InTO vOyeURISM. NO. SecOnD.) IT'S nOT The LaTTeR; IT'S The fIRST One. ThIRD.) YOU aRe aS IncORRIgIbLe aS aLwayS.
꧁⎝ Hahaha mo shagrin, cher, Ah jes couldn't help maself. Been quiet out hea on da wata. ⎠꧂
YOU have been TheRe fOR a whILe. If yOU have TIMe, yOU can cOMe anD vISIT. I neeD TO DIScUSS ThIngS wITh yOU abOUT SOMe cRIMInaLS.