Lumdir Drisot
@imperialIndustrialist
His Imperial Industrialist | Alternian Emperor | Mostly here to see what shenanigans happen :)
YOU eVeR See SOMeONe SO ATTRAcTIVe IT pISSeS YOU Off?
MY ATTeNDANT ASKeD Me whAT MY ReLATIONShIp wITh MY MOIRAIL IS. ADMITTeDLY, I jUST ShRUggeD. "NO cLUe." NOT IMpORTANT. He'S hOUSebROKeN AND DOeSN'T bITe; TheRe IS NOT A SINgLe pRObLeM.
꧁⎝ Ah would say we are mighty close. Mighty, mighty close. ⎠꧂
EVeRY TIMe I geT ON chITTR he'S Up TO SOMe NONSeNSe; hOw AggRAVATINg. UNfORTUNATeLY, peOpLe DON'T KNOw hOw TO behAVe, bUT NOT exAcTLY A pRObLeM fOR OUR TIMeLINe. TheY ARe NOT OUR DeNIZeNS.
GOOD, The ONLY ShAMe IS ThAT TheY AReN'T heRe. COULD feeD TheM TO YOUR fReAKY peTS.
꧁⎝ It's okay Ah like dem alive at da moment. Bein eaten is da mo' likely fate fa da goldie honestly. ⎠꧂
I DON'T cARe fOR TheM ALIVe, bUT TRUe! I DON'T Keep Up wITh YOUR LITTLe jObS OUTSIDe Of whAT YOU TeLL Me, bUT ThAT MAKeS SeNSe.
I DON'T ReALLY NeeD A MATeSpRIT. ThOUghT I'Ve cONSIDeR A SqUATTINg gAMeS ThAT INVOLVe bLOOD SpORTS.
WhY wOULD I NeeD A TheRApIST IN peRfecTLY fINe? IT SOUNDS LIKe YOU NeeD IT MUch MORe ThAN I DO.
WeLL, ThIS wOULD IMpLY I AM gOINg TO TheRApY AND SeeKINg IT OUT. WhIch I'M NOT. ThIS IS A VeRY SILLY RepLY AbOUT A VeRY NON-cONSeqUeNTIAL pOST ThAT DOeSN'T ReALLY AffecT YOU? OR ARe YOU jUST hOSTILe bASeD ON peRceIVeD bLOOD cOLORS ThAT ULTIMATeLY MeAN NOThINg IN SOcIAL MeDIA? MY pOST cARRIeS NO DIffeReNT TONe pOSTeD bY OTheRS ON ThIS webSITe Of DIffeReNT cASeS OR wALKS Of LIfe. SO I ThINK YOU'Re jUST beINg hOSTILe fOR The SAKe Of beINg hOSTILe.
WeLL, NO, If YOU'Re beINg pLAYfUL, TheN ThAT DOeSN'T TRANSLATe AT ALL. I DON'T KNOw whO YOU ARe OR YOUR jOKeS. YOU ARe A cOMpLeTe STRANgeR TO Me.
I'M NOT cONfIRMINg OR DeNYINg becAUSe YOU wILL geT A bIg heAD AbOUT IT.
He IS VeRY cUTe, MY MOIRAIL. IT ALLOwS hIM TO geT AwAY wITh MANY, MANY ThINgS I wOULDN'T TYpIcALLY ALLOw. He ALSO DOeS wONDeRfUL wORK.
MY MOIRAIL IS AbSOLUTeLY TeRRIbLe. HOw cUTe.
Oh AbSOLUTeLY, YOU ARe ALSO SO ROTTeN TO The cORe, whIch I fIND MOST chARMINg.
Oh, hOw chARMINg, K'AZ MADe A fRIeND. A LOwbLOOD, qUITe chARMINg. :-)
I ALMOST feeL A TAD bAD fOR DUMpINg SOMe Of MY pApeRwORK ONTO MY ASSISTANT, bUT he'LL be fIIIIIINe. A cApAbLe MAN.
IT hAS beeN RATheR INSUffeRAbLY hOT TODAY.
-> It's Been Bad For My Crops, Sigh... Alas I Must Persist = Your Total Is $10.99
SOMeTIMeS, If he'S IN The wAY, SIT ON hIM. :/
MOST Of MY NOTIfIcATIONS IS IN fAcT MY MOIRAIL. IT wOULD NOT KILL Me TO cONVeRSe wITh OTheRS.
couldn’t be me. cough.
i was being sarcastic, my moirail and i basically only talk to each other. in fact he’s the other comment here… ahahahaha.
IT IS eASY TO jUST wANT TO TALK ONLY TO TheM.
I See, A hUMAN AND A TROLL ReLATIONShIp. ThAT IS NIce TO See. VeRY RARe.
HAppY #MOIRAIMONDAY, @STYgIANTAgONIST IS MY MOIRAIL, whOMST I cARe DeepLY fOR. He IS ALSO AN INcORRIgIbLe INDIVIDUAL whO gRATeS MY NeRVeS. GRATES AND SOOTheS. NONeTheLeSS, SOMeONe I DO AppRecIATe qUITe DeepLY.
꧁⎝ Ya gon' make ma pumpa burst outta ma chest, cher. Ah'm comin ova right now Ah'mma hold ya so tight. ⎠꧂
I SeeMeD TO hAVe TUNeD IN AT AN INTeReSTINg TIDe TODAY, ANYwAY. HeLLO, hOw IS eVeRYONe?
WheRe'S MY MOIRAIL?
I AM DeepLY eNDeAReD TO ceRTAIN cASTeS. SO OUTwARDLY I cANNOT cOMpLAIN wheN SOMe Of TheM geT cATTY wITh Me. I DO TeND TO UNINTeNTIONALLY pOKe fUN AND cAUSe UpSeT. ThOUgh I beLIeVe ThAT IS MY MOIRAIL RUbbINg Off ON Me.
DON'T DATe SOMeONe whO wILL pISS YOU Off. YOU wILL be wORSe fOR IT.
꧁⎝ To si-telmen malisyeu, twa, mo linm ça. 👅👅 ⎠꧂
I cAN feeL hIM DOINg SOMeThINg ANNOYINg.
꧁⎝ Now dis jes cannot be aboat me considerin Ah'm alwaves on ma best behavia. ;^) ⎠꧂
I wATcheD MY ANceSTOR geT STAbbeD TO DeATh; IT wAS A VeRY eVeNTfUL NIghT.
NO, becAUSe I DIDN'T STAb heR. I DID STAb The peRSON whO STAbbeD heR. @STYgIANTAgONIST STOLe TheIR wALLeT, ThOUgh. BOTh TIMeS.
Thïs störÿ nëëds mörë stäbbïng. Büt ät lëäst nö wällët wäs lëft ünpïnchëd.
TheRe wAS A LOT Of STAbbINg IN The LONg VeRSIONS: bAcK STAbbINg, SIDe STAbbINg, STRAIghT-Up STAbbINg. A LOT Of KNIVeS AND SwORDS.
"Oh, LUMDIR, DATe SOMeONe ADVeNTUROUS." WeLL, NOw YOU'Re DeAD, AND I'M DATINg A pIRATe.
꧁⎝ Ya know it's like Ah taught ya laissez les bon temps rouler ;^)))) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Haha you funny as hell, cher. Btw Ah'mmana be gone fa a while checkin on da garden. Don't go gettin too stirred up while Ah'm not around, no. ⎠꧂