Lumdir Drisot
@imperialIndustrialist
His Imperial Industrialist | Alternian Emperor | Mostly here to see what shenanigans happen :)
I ALMOST feeL A TAD bAD fOR DUMpINg SOMe Of MY pApeRwORK ONTO MY ASSISTANT, bUT he'LL be fIIIIIINe. A cApAbLe MAN.
IT hAS beeN RATheR INSUffeRAbLY hOT TODAY.
-> It's Been Bad For My Crops, Sigh... Alas I Must Persist = Your Total Is $10.99
SOMeTIMeS, If he'S IN The wAY, SIT ON hIM. :/
MOST Of MY NOTIfIcATIONS IS IN fAcT MY MOIRAIL. IT wOULD NOT KILL Me TO cONVeRSe wITh OTheRS.
i was being sarcastic, my moirail and i basically only talk to each other. in fact he’s the other comment here… ahahahaha.
I See, A hUMAN AND A TROLL ReLATIONShIp. ThAT IS NIce TO See. VeRY RARe.
HAppY #MOIRAIMONDAY, @STYgIANTAgONIST IS MY MOIRAIL, whOMST I cARe DeepLY fOR. He IS ALSO AN INcORRIgIbLe INDIVIDUAL whO gRATeS MY NeRVeS. GRATES AND SOOTheS. NONeTheLeSS, SOMeONe I DO AppRecIATe qUITe DeepLY.
꧁⎝ Ya gon' make ma pumpa burst outta ma chest, cher. Ah'm comin ova right now Ah'mma hold ya so tight. ⎠꧂
I SeeMeD TO hAVe TUNeD IN AT AN INTeReSTINg TIDe TODAY, ANYwAY. HeLLO, hOw IS eVeRYONe?
WheRe'S MY MOIRAIL?
I AM DeepLY eNDeAReD TO ceRTAIN cASTeS. SO OUTwARDLY I cANNOT cOMpLAIN wheN SOMe Of TheM geT cATTY wITh Me. I DO TeND TO UNINTeNTIONALLY pOKe fUN AND cAUSe UpSeT. ThOUgh I beLIeVe ThAT IS MY MOIRAIL RUbbINg Off ON Me.
DON'T DATe SOMeONe whO wILL pISS YOU Off. YOU wILL be wORSe fOR IT.
꧁⎝ To si-telmen malisyeu, twa, mo linm ça. 👅👅 ⎠꧂
I cAN feeL hIM DOINg SOMeThINg ANNOYINg.
꧁⎝ Now dis jes cannot be aboat me considerin Ah'm alwaves on ma best behavia. ;^) ⎠꧂
I wATcheD MY ANceSTOR geT STAbbeD TO DeATh; IT wAS A VeRY eVeNTfUL NIghT.
NO, becAUSe I DIDN'T STAb heR. I DID STAb The peRSON whO STAbbeD heR. @STYgIANTAgONIST STOLe TheIR wALLeT, ThOUgh. BOTh TIMeS.
Thïs störÿ nëëds mörë stäbbïng. Büt ät lëäst nö wällët wäs lëft ünpïnchëd.
TheRe wAS A LOT Of STAbbINg IN The LONg VeRSIONS: bAcK STAbbINg, SIDe STAbbINg, STRAIghT-Up STAbbINg. A LOT Of KNIVeS AND SwORDS.
"Oh, LUMDIR, DATe SOMeONe ADVeNTUROUS." WeLL, NOw YOU'Re DeAD, AND I'M DATINg A pIRATe.
꧁⎝ Ya know it's like Ah taught ya laissez les bon temps rouler ;^)))) ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Haha you funny as hell, cher. Btw Ah'mmana be gone fa a while checkin on da garden. Don't go gettin too stirred up while Ah'm not around, no. ⎠꧂
"New TRAVeLINg cOMpANIONS" DON'T LIKe ThAT. DON'T LIKe ThAT!!! Oh MY Oh Me.
Ëvëryönë shöüld lïkë frïëndshïp.
꧁⎝ It's funny cher Ah got some new crewmates too. ⎠꧂
IT'S aLwayS InTeReSTIng SeeIng The OTheR eMpeRORS anD eMpReSSeS On ChITTR. The pOLITIcS Of IT aLL can be qUITe enTIcIng TO jUST, waTch gO DOwn RaTheR Than paRTIcIpaTe.
(X)It is interesting, I can agree× Makes me feel more at ease about not wanting anything to do with being Empress or whatever× The endless venture is what me truest desire be×
꧁⎝ Cher if ya into voyeurism Ah can give ya a show. ⎠꧂
Oh, wOw. I DOn'T ThInk I enjOy ThaT One bIT. HM. DOn'T Say ThaT.
꧁⎝ Don't like what Ah'm offerin a ya don't like dat Ah said it whea folks can see? Tinkin it's da second one, me. ⎠꧂
FIRST.) YOU aSkeD Me If I waS InTO vOyeURISM. NO. SecOnD.) IT'S nOT The LaTTeR; IT'S The fIRST One. ThIRD.) YOU aRe aS IncORRIgIbLe aS aLwayS.
꧁⎝ Hahaha mo shagrin, cher, Ah jes couldn't help maself. Been quiet out hea on da wata. ⎠꧂
YOU have been TheRe fOR a whILe. If yOU have TIMe, yOU can cOMe anD vISIT. I neeD TO DIScUSS ThIngS wITh yOU abOUT SOMe cRIMInaLS.
ALTeRnIa IS aLwayS fILLeD wITh SUch cReaTIve peOpLe.
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A MOS╋━ AGREEABLE S╋━A╋━EMEN╋━, YE╋━ I╋━ EERILY BE╋━OKENS A PRECOCIOVS DE╋━ERMINA╋━ION OF MY ╋━ROLLSON. A╋━ LEAS╋━, ╋━HE WHISPERS OF ╋━HE CALIGINOVS AVRICLE MOLLVSK SPEAKS SO.
YOV WILL BE MEDIA╋━ED FOR ╋━HIS.
I've STaTeD nO SUch OpInIOn, I'M jUST LISTenIng, yOU'Re RaTheR UnIqUe IS aLL!
HM. I SHALL CAS╋━ MY SPECVLA╋━IVE OPINIONS ASIDE FOR NOW, AND OFFER AN AL╋━ERNA╋━IVE ╋━O ╋━HE CEASELESS HEARKENER. OR SIMPLY IGNORE I╋━. FOR NOW.
I waS aSkeD TO ReMake My accOUnT by My aSSISTanT, SO heRe I aM agaIn.