IVE SINCE DECLARED WAR ON ALL MELONS AND THEY WILL BE SUMMARILY EXECUTED OR HANDED OVER TO MEMBERS OF MY REGIMENT FOR CONSUMPTION.
I DONT REALLY HAVE ANYTHING PERSONALLY AGAINST MELONS IN ALL TRUTH IVE JUST KIND OF ASSOCIATED THEM WITH BEING A NUISANCE DUE TO THE VARIOUS MELONS THAT KEPT BEING THROWN AT MY WINDOW.
I WOULD PROBABLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF A MELON WERE I TO CONSUME ONE.