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@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

CANNED DRINK. *-- IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS UPLOADED A VIDEO! --* *THE VIDEO DEPICTS THE CAMERA FACING THAT OF THE PERSON RECORDING THE VIDEO, BEFORE SWITCHING TOWARDS THE PERSPECTIVE FACING THE CAN, HIS FINGERS TRYING TO CLENCH ON THE TAB YET STRUGGLING TO DO SO, THE VIDEO ENDS WITH A SINGULAR, SUDDEN FRAME OF WHAT LOOKS TO BE ARADYM FUCKING BITING INTO THE CAN SPRAYING ITS CONTENTS EVERYWHERE.*

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✂Thou require assistance with such trial? He he.

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SURPRISINGLY, YES. I SOMETIMES HAVE TO USE A OBJECT AS LEVERAGE JUST TO ENJOY MY CANNED BEVERAGE WITHOUT TEARING INTO IT LIKE A BARKBEAST WITH A BONE.

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OK GENUINELY THANK YOU, I WILL ACQUIRE THIS IN A SUITABLE COLOR.

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⋆。˚₊‧ ଳ Glaଳ I coulଳ help!!

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I DO HAVE CLAWS OF SORTS, THAT BEING MY FINGERNAILS, BUT WHEN I TRY TO USE THEM, I APPLY SUCH FORCE WHERE I TEAR OFF THE TOP OF THE CAN ENTIRELY, LEAVING JAGGED EDGES THAT I WOULD RATHER NOT WANT STABBING INTO MY LIPS.

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✂Ah, how ponderous \\ how huge thou art. Sympathies for thee.

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AROUND EIGHT FEET TALL.

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✂Goodness! ♭y the tides!!