I'VE STARTED TO SMASH MORE OF THESE MELONS MANUALLY BECAUSE I HAVE LITTERALLY NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
are you at least ♯eating them
SOMETIMES, I SIMPLY HAVE TOO FUCKING MANY I CANT EAT THEM ALL SO I SMASH THEM WITH A MACE.
♯why do you ♯have so ♯many
SOME ASSHOLE KEPT MAILING MELONS AND HIRING PEOPLE TO THROW THEM INTO MY WINDOW, I JUST DECIDED TO KEEP IT OPEN AND LET THE MELONS LAND IN.