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THAT MAKES MORE SENSE II THIINK THAT ANYONE CAN BE VERY TROUBLIING NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE FROM II HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A LONG RESPIITE FROM THIIS OLIIVE IIF HE IIS UPSETTIING TO YOU
just fell to my knees in the middle of a trwoll walmarwt
｢rerorerorerorero... (ФωФ)｣
｢megane-san mechakuchada! ah! (；゜∀゜) ah! nani!? boku!? yokumo son'na koto ga dekita monoda!?! nande!? ah! Σ(￣皿￣;;｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: okey, megane-san messed up.]
YOV·FOOLS·THERE·IS·NOV·MORE·THAN·ONE·LIKE
The mountain.
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≈I LUUURV3 R3PTIL3S 2 BTW IF U HAV3 ANY CUT3 LIZARD PICS S3ND TH3M 2 M3 4 R3AL≈
≈ITS HOT AS H3LLLL DO I START CH3WIN ON IC3 I FINK Y3S≈
≈TH3R3 R A LOT OF CUT3 OLD M3N ON H3R3 I F33L LIK3 IM B3IN SPOIL3D FR LIK3 DAMN I DIDNT KNOW U KN3W HOW 2 US3 THIS!!! BUT IM GLAD UR H3R3≈
≈JUST BC TH3R3S WRINKL3S ON TH3 WRAPP3R DONT M3AN TH3 CANDY AINT SW33T #SUGG3STIV3≈
≈OH IM SUR3 U R BIG GUY «;D≈
>> Oh ¡'m g1ad ^ ^ ¡ try to be P1eaડe know ¡'m here ¡f you ever need ડomebody to ta1k to, b¡g guy
>> ¡'m ડorry about that, Mounta¡n ¡ uડua11y don't try to ડ¡1ence you, ¡ th¡nk, at 1eaડt
>> The ent¡rety of Ch¡ttr?? 1o1o1
crazz
₍^. .^₎⟆ They could never!?꠹
YES YES YES WE WILL BE SWEET FRIENdS -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i have to talk to you one on one sometime... alone -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
burger in MMe #banger
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! if i thought The Mountain was more inclined to say yes, i would be representing him for an IP infringement case right now. i respect his Saxton Haleus philosophy & dedication to it even if it is an otherwise irreconcilable difference in lifestyle choices
Too late to walk it back now, bro.
incredible )(ow a digitally painted wedgie can break a grown ass woman fuck, if t)(at was all it took... )(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(...
sleep tight!
@caligulasAquarium @timaeusTestified#0414 @tumblingTenet KILL.
wowwwwwwwwwww they look designerw that s crwazyyyyyyyyyyy
>> P1eaડe do not...
i fucks with this mountain guy
ok, no, but now i am thynking about a mountain of cheeseburgers... drool.
bbg hAs A wddle D8 TOL|TEEEEE sshe wss feel|n nervvuos sooo we preggAmed A l|l :) look At hwo beAut|fufl my desceendAAAnt |s :.) @dev|l|shDebel HAVE SOOOO MUUCH FUNNNN SQUEEAK|ES!!!!!!! https://|.|mgur.com/DJH9jLr.png
Ok★y if this doesn't work I fold ★nd stop trying.
-_0" >> 7HI5 G4VE ME BIG FEELING5. M4Y DR4W Y0U.
Th★nk you Sir, it me★ns ★ lot.
Mr. The Mount★in m★y I ★lso use it ★s ★ sign★ture? I promise to only m★ke good posts.
I think you should end e★ch of your posts with this line. I feel like th★t would be ★ good thing for you to do.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა what⁀in⁀the⁀world⁀is⁀binkii⁀obser(V)ing???
I can't breathe .
jesus chr1st
I Have No Reaction For This. As My Descendant Might Say: Oh My God. - Your Couturier
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა goodness. oh⁀my⁀goodness!
Mr The Mountain 😳 You can't be grabbin people by their drawers like that..... 😳😳😳
꒰8 on fLatLand? get some height on that motion, can you scaLe with this technique? 8꒱
Look upon the mountain, and abandon the comforting lie that nature is kind. That towering mass of stone does not care who you are. It does not care for your hopes, your dreams, your family waiting at home, or the prayers trembling on your lips. The mountain existed long before your birth, and it will remain long after your bones have turned to dust. Its slopes are carved by cold so bitter it feels alive. The wind does not merely blow there. It hunts. It tears through clothing, strips warmth from flesh, and leaves numb fingers clutching at nothing. Every breath is stolen through clenched teeth. Every step is purchased with pain. When darkness falls upon the mountain, the world shrinks to black stone and deeper shadows. The familiar becomes alien. A harmless ridge becomes a cliff. A missed step becomes a grave. The night swallows sound, swallows light, and swallows men without leaving so much as a whisper behind. And if you cry for mercy, the mountain will not answer. It is merciless. Unforgiving. A kingdom of ice and rock where weakness is punished and mistakes are final. There are no second chances etched into its granite face. No sympathy hidden beneath its snow. The mountain is a monument to indifference. It does not hate you. Hatred would require acknowledgment. It simply watches as the cold gnaws at your strength, as exhaustion bends your back, and as fear settles into your chest like a stone. There, amidst the howling wind and endless darkness, you are reminded of a terrible truth: The mountain does not need to defeat you. It only needs to wait.
꒰8 ur using ur hands? i thought this was the account of The Mountain not The Lump 0 handed pushup when 8꒱
this is the c/)ntent i g/)t chittr 4
sign my collarbone mountain
fuck yeah
oh the mountain smooth w it
((God I wish this was a chittr discord sticker
My god. He's doin it, he's really doing The Worm! The fabled of all dances, look how he perfects it, writhing on the floor.
hell yA
=oXO i think''' i,d like to try and become a cooler and stronger person' but i,m scared¡ of a lot of things''' and um, honestly i don,t know what counts as cooler and stronger¡ =oXO
=oXO oh, good writhing and wriggling then¡¡¡ okay¡¡¡ have fun¡ =oXO
=oXO are you okay mr the mountain''''¿¿¿¿¿ =oXO
"no 1m on the flagsh1p 😀" "what are you do1ng that's the wrong emoj1" "🙂" "no, the other one" "😔" "yeah ok that works"
yeah u tell em!!
wut like it isnt very woke?
the boulder is feelinnconflicted abt fighting a blind child
FINISᚺED Uᚱ SENTANCE Fᛟᚱ YA ᛗᛟUNTAIN I GᛟTCᚺU >ᛒJ
"1f by some m1racle 1 get out of here 1 need to meet @1ndustr1al1nc1dental1st personally, 1ts d1re"
hiiiiiiiiiii aha
whoa
↗️WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE CLIMBING INTO THEIR CUPES, BEFORE PALMHUSK DEVICES WERE INVENTED.↗️ ↘️what did you do, if not fry your bulbs every light, perusing tieclip forums and market reports.↘️ ↗️I CANNOT IMAGINE THIS.↗️
o°~teeheehee~°o rest well friend :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o let us make efforts to meet then!~°o i am eager to see how resilient the mountain truly is :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o would you like to find out, dear friend? o°~teeheehee~°o
let'§ all collectively li§ten to car §eat headre§t.
no one should be surprised by my taste in men when i read dark romance okay
H¡ :)))
Fa¡r enough, ¡t doeડ ડeem 1¡ke The Mounta¡n ¡ડ the comp1ete oppoડ¡te of a one-tr¡ck pony.
CCAME []N T[][] SC}{R[]NG AND SHEND }{IM INT[] RETIREMENT !!!
N[]B[]DY D[]ES IT LIKE T}{E M[]UNTAIN D[]ES IT...
W3 Should All B3 1nsp1r3d By... Th3 Mounta1n...
⚜HUZZAH!!!!! SIZZLE ON, BROTHER!!!!⚜⁀➴
i fucking knew you were the coolest that is literally my philosophy!!! i'm always doing stunts way too advanced for me and then making out with the fuckin' pavement but 1) it's funny, and 2) i always get back up again dogg!!
((Single minded old man detected in your area. Low key I'm not finishing this I think cause I'm sleepy lol. I do think it's funny for him to wear cropped tops though, like of course no iteration of larkso can keep themselves fully covered 💀)) https://i.imgur.com/D5KkORN.png
you are UNIQUE and SPECIAL and NO ONE IN THE WORLD can EVER do things the way YOU do them!!!!!
mr. the mountain sir do you ever like... wipe out? like completely eat dirt?
For Good Reason. - Your Couturier
i am like your biggest fan already dude you are so goddamn cool 8O
is this guy always just doing crazy stuff/wor
y/)u never kn/)w what pe/)ple are d/)ing in the privacy /)f their hives
ᐖ MOUNTAIN ᐖAT ᑈALLᐖ A HANSTAN ᐛ
This Is What I Come Onto Chittr For.
-=[t hthankyou_☺]=-
-=[canyou do this to me_☺]=-
>>#br¡ghtpen¡ડ #ડotrue
thats my favourite overwatch character
have fun lol
Lik£, OMG.
I'll notify my secretary to Pencil you in, Mountain.
Mountain how about you ANd I grab nutrition some time (:F
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HELL YEAH
1s there room for a th1rd 1’m k1nda really cur1ous about th1s sky d1v1ng th1ng
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=oXO n-no thank you ants are not suited for¡¡¡ being up really high¡¡¡¡ i,m not sure bievey is either can i convince you to not bring her¿¿¿ =oXO
LEAVE ME IN PEACE YOU PROVOCATIVE SKYDIVER
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fuondd th|s |dk hwwo old |t |ss orr wAht event |ts fromm |m ssusm|n |t ws A good t|me who knos! https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/bcdcee9c3c3A.jpeg
Do you like Sc★rby's bec★use they h★ve "The Me★t Mount★in" ★nd th★t reminds you of yourself? Or is th★t ★ little weird to envision yourself ★s ★ s★ndwich?
➡️Sometimes, the Baronair will get me a large Spite, fasten me to the back of my chair, and watch me attempt to grope for the straw with my nutrient intake orifice.➡️
1 F1gur3d Noth1ng Fr1ght3n3d Th3 Mounta1n, But 1f Th1s Do3s, W3 Ar3 All, Coll3ct1v3ly, Fuck3d...
7eah that tra(ks
xx_CANT_ST0P_W0NT_ST0P!!_CUM_T0_#THENE0NHAL0_F0R_A_G00D_TIME!_D0NT_THINK_AB0UT_IT,_JUST_C0ME_AND_LET_Y0UR_W0RRIES_MELT_AWAY!_DANCE_TILL_Y0U_CANT_FEEL_Y0UR_FEET_ANYM0RE!_DRINK_TILL_IT_ST0PS_TASTING_LIKE_ALC0H0L!_SM0KE_TILL_Y0U_CANT_TELL_WHATS_REAL_0R_N0T_ANYM0RE!_HAVE_FUN!_F0RGET_THE_W0RLD!_DANCE_WITH_ME!!!_#SUBSTANCE_xx
-=[yoooure so goated imgoing to printt this out and put it on mmy wall_☺]=-
-=[ccomputer makethis guuy seewhat it feels like to chew 5 ggum_☺]=-
ᚺA ᚺA ᚺA ᛟF CᛟUᚱSE TᚺE ᛗᛟUNTAIN IS LITEᚱALLY UNCULLAᛒLE !!! 💪💪💪
Someone will FUCK the mountain to death and erode (lol) him from the inside out. Got it.
LMFAO I will not lie this comment made me dissociate for a good three seconds.
Did you die?
ountaiin
1 R3sc1nd My Last Post. On3 Spok3 To M3 1n G1bb3r1sh. 1t Was Qu1t3 Alarm1ng...
FUCK YES
wow. crash1ng 2 wheeled veh1cles. 1 d1dn’t real1ze how much 1 m1ssed that actually
[OKAY IM GOING TO GUE$$ THE MOUNTAIN JU$T LOOK$ LIKE THAT IRL]
no 1 meant metaphor1cally, 1 used to do th1s sh1t all the t1me
SO TRUE THE MOUNTA1N
This is sick.
holy sh1t
Hm. - Your Couturier
☎︎ #Hm
Can’t keep a gøød Møuntain døwn, it seems.
((I get so excited when I see a reference to homesuck v2 It's a very small group but it makes me happy to see them :33))
Nostalgic. I spent a good fair sweeps punching holes into Skaia to past the time.
D⚣n't f⚣rget t⚣ find y⚣ur shades! They fell ⚣ff during the skydiving :/
:33 < dare turn to stone!!! :33 < he was purridan the unchained :33 < the slayer of the doom kraken :33 < he once took down a thousand roarin orks
oh my fuck1ng god he’s fuck1ng dead
੯•໒꒱ how was the landing ??
he did something sick then got cooked rip #rip
https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-26-2021/eMJhnq.gif
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SH1T OK
੯•໒꒱ HOW ARE YOU SO COOL ?? ?? ??
xx_C0ME_0NE_C0ME_ALL_2_#THENE0NHAL0_WGE_ARE_24/7_365_0R_366_0N_LEAP_SWEEPZ_DA_F00D_IS_BANGIN_DA_DRINKS_HIT_CRAZY_AND_DA_MUSIC_IS_ALWAGYZ_PUMPIN_xx
I Am Unfortunately Disinterested In Dying A Second Time. Thank You. - Your Couturier
The Mountain Is Going To Give The Couturier The Pusher Attack. - Your Couturier
xx_#THENE0NHAL0_#THENE0NHAL0_#THENE0NHAL0_#THENE0NHAL0_#THENE0NHAL0_xx
₍^. .^₎⟆ You’re welcome!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Your my type of game *plays w!th your shame globes* ꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Do !t anyway꠹
⚣h well g⚣⚣d thing y⚣u clarified, I was g⚣ing t⚣ ask f⚣r y⚣ur recipe!
Life Is Short. Go Up To Your Local " Gym Bro " Tonight, Look Him Up And Down, And Ask If He Needs To Wear A Bra. #suggestive #inspirational #nsfc
Please Be Careful. •^• - Your Couturier
xx_LAWLLLL_YEAS_YU0R_EPIC_SAUCE!!!!_SAUCED_WIF_IT!!!!_G0ATED_WIF_DA_SAUCE_EVEN!!_xx
xx_YES_YES_YES_YES_YAAASSSSSS_EPICSAUCE_xx
੯•໒꒱ YOU ARE VERY WELCOME HIGHER 8LOOD !!
੯•໒꒱ this is VERY true !! you poor thing
੯•໒꒱ I WARNED YOU DID I NOT...
੯•໒꒱ PLEASE DO NOT EXPLODE !! GAN8ATTE
xx_YAS_YAS_YAS_YAS_HAVE_FUN_HAVE_S0_MUCH_FUN_YASSS_F0RGET_DA_W0RLD_FUCK_YEA!_xx
there’s no way that th1s can go bad. 1 request v1deo ev1dence for poster1ty
Can the m⚣untain spare ⚣ne ⚣f th⚣se drinks t⚣ share with a c⚣mpani⚣n 0-0
O)(, Mr. Mountain, I don't sink t)(at's a good idea. 38(
YᛟU NEED TᚺᚱEE ᛗINUTES Tᛟ Dᛟ TᚺAT?? ᚺA!!!! I CAN Dᛟ IT IN TWᛟ !!
xx_DA_RAVESTAR_IS_DA_HAPPIEST!!_DIS_IS_WHGY_SHE_MUST_SHARE_HER_HAPPINESS_WIF_EVERYG0NE!_LETZ_PARTAYYYY!_xx
☎︎ #IJustThink #Cauti✱nSh✱uldBeExercised
I am about to be a very happy lowblood.
xx_YAS_SEXAY_THANG_DANCE_CRAZYSTYLE!!!_DANCE_TILL_Y0URE_DIZZY!!_LAWL_YUSSS!_xx
xx_LET_YU0R_W0RRIEZ_MELT_AWAY_BABE_LET_DA_RAVESTAR_TAKE_CARE_0F_YU0!!_xx
xx_YAAAAS_BITCHHHH_CUM_2_MYE_RAVE!!!!_ALL_YU0R_W0RRIES_G0_AWAY_DERE!!_xx
xx_WH0_WAMPTS_T0_PARTAYYY??_xx
I Can, The Mountain. I Can Hit The Two Step. - Your Couturier
>>>/@ttended/ @ loc@l perform@nce @t @ b@r, however due to unfortun@te circumst@nces of f@te beyond control is no longer @v@il@ble @nd the coordin@tes c@nnot be provided @long with @ny testimonies of s@id perform@nce s@ve this one... >>>/The/ b@nd is @lso /nowhere/ to be found @nd @s such /c@nnot/ be provided when there would be no use to doing so, @s /nothing/ is @rchived digit@lly @nd they were only known @round this /specific/ block... >>>/The/ c@ndles th@t burn twice @s bright l@st h@lf @s long @s they s@y, @nd did they burn /bright/... >>>/Gre@t/ perform@nce @nd one to remember to the reminiscing rem@ining few ⠀
-=[nnnaptimee?? x-)_☺]=-
I REACH DOWN TO UNSHEATHE mmY BULGE BUT INSTEAD OF mmY BULGE A BUNCH OF BRIGHTLY-COLORED CLOTHS TIED TOGETHER COmmE OUT N I JUST KEEP YANKIN THAT SHIT N IT GOES ON FOREVER. #nsfw
I Lost The Memory Of My Age Sweeps Ago In These Bubbles. I Can Tell You That I Am Old Enough To Have Seen The Invention Of The Two Step At A Show, However. I Remember The Riot Doing It As If It Were Yesternight. •v• - Your Couturier
AIGHT SORRY BROUNTAINOUS BROmmIE BUT THIS ONE GETS A PITY FROmm mmE. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
❌❌❌❌❌❌❌ no enemy fror casye
🦎2️⃣ ❌😡
Hello. - Your Couturier
NOTHIN’S WRONG WITH YOU BIG mmAN. YOU JUST KEEP ON DOIN YOUR WICKED SHIT.
Death Can Admittedly Be Quite Boring, So In That Way The Mountain Isn't So Awful. I Still Worry For The Man Of Course But There's Nothing To Be Done About That. - Your Couturier
Hm. Fine. - Your Couturier
ᐖ HAI BEEG PAPA ᐖO U BALLAET ᐖANᑈE ᐛ
ᐖ WULᐖ U WEARE A TUTU ᐛ
1'v3 Found Noth1ng But Pl3asant Gr33t1ngs From Th3 Mounta1n...
🥛hi Mr. The Mountain 👋👋👋🐄
DRANK !!
🍎 Hi there sugarpeas! I’m Ms. Maezie, and I work as a schoolfeeding teacher for those lower on the hemospectrum! I’m pleased as apple pie to meet you all! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01606239318e.jpeg 🍏
H3llo... w3lcom1ng My S3rv1c3s... pl3as3 Do Not H3s1tat3 To R3ach Out.. for 1 Am Not A F3arsom3 S1ght.
GOOD TO KNOW. N THAT SEEmmS ODDLY FITTIN FOR YOU.
AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE Askkss.... "DDO YOU UH,. U.M" | do ;) do |t hrre https://forms.gle/Xzr7uuRQCyUygWWo9
the sheer volume of trolls a8out to start fighting to the death for that red quad...
who wld evrr try to do such A t|hng :)
ᐖ SORRY ᐖIS HAPPENINK 2 U BEEG PAPA ᐛ
꒦꒷ if i get to be the mountain for 10 minutes IM GONNA LIVE UP TO MY NAME and climb a mountain THEN THROW MYSELF OFF THE MOUNTAIN AND DIE HORRIBLY #VIOLENCE #SELFHARM
AS PER HIS DECREE I Amm THE mmOUNTAIN FOR TEN mmINUTES. https://cdn.immgchest.comm/files/bbde9b71ae04.png
☎︎ #BrbG✱nnaD✱S✱methingThatWillFuckMyB✱dyUp
Wat no (´；д；｀)
No Thank You. - Your Couturier
☎︎ #HiTheM✱untain
whoAAAA look At thsoe muscccles :) vrryy |mpresss|ve mr the mount|n
Always oon soome bullshit. Keep it up gramps!
he'S so fucking cool
☎︎ #Yeah✱kay #WhyN✱t
>> H¡mbo ડtatuડ My Ev¡det cou1d NEVER
>> NO!! DONT PUT YOURડE1F ¡N THE HO1E P1EAડE Can you juડt 1¡ke, reડpond to what ¡'m ડay¡ng ¡nડtead of greet¡ng me every t¡me (〒﹏〒) aaaaaaaaa
>> You've got to ડtop juડt ડay¡ng "He11o" ¡n reડponડe to everyth¡ng ¡ ડay to you ?? ??
AɭrᎥght then, enjoy yourડeɭf, my dear. ꀤ'm certaᎥnɭy not one to judge. ;} <<
we've all been there.
Knitting. •v• - Your Couturier
hooly shit guys this is a 8ig moment for me...
It May Be A Good Idea To Adopt A Calming Hobby To Wind You Down. - Your Couturier
☎︎ #Y✱uC✱uldG✱F✱rARun
OMG HIIIII TWIRLS MY HAIR
rr u Alwys th|s energetc ;)
TRUTH !!
☎︎ #S✱me✱neCanThinkY✱ureWeird #ButAls✱R✱ckWithY✱u
Trolleater Isn't A Term I've Heard In A Long Time. Ha! I Remember When I Was Young And Much More Full Of Energy, I Was A Real Bloodpusher Breaker, You Know. - Your Couturier
You Worry Me Greatly. - Your Couturier
So Many Versions Of The Signless' Descendants Exist Here. I Think He Would Be Pleased. There Is An Affection One Feels When Watching A Part Of Themselves Persist Past Their Own Much Too Short Lives, At Least As Far As I Am Concerned. - Your Couturier
#8ea8normal
I Do Not Know How To Break The News To You. - Your Couturier
Woah! ¢an't $$$ee it, but if it'$$$ that bright, that $$$hit mu$$$t be gloriou$$$
https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/k1d-yell.g1f
dms r open b|g guy lol
| luve my l|ef
and when I clim8 that mountain..... #vagueposting #suggestive
https://cdn.immgchest.comm/files/10e63993c727.png
(( I need you to know this got me so fucking bad I accidentally double-tapped from the wrong account ))
Oh cool.
☎︎ #Hm #✱kay
👀 woah partner first time somethin like that THAT has ever flashbanged me
Why is your dick heaven? #nsfw
YEAAAAHHHHH !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
Heɭɭooo everyone. ♥️ ꀤ am ɭookᎥng for ડomeone here that preડumabɭy reડembɭeડ Myડeɭf. MᎥght anyone ɭend me a prong? <<
| cn try meAssur|gn u soemt|me :)
ᐖ YGEAH U ARE ᐛ
how tlAl :)
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And So Signless Shouted, "If Any Of You Lusus Fuckers Mentions My Height Again, You Will Meet The Sharp Edge Of My Scythes. I Swear To Fucking God, Do Not Test Me Brethren." - Your Couturier
Never Meet Your Heroes. https://i.imgur.com/prn75gy.png
>> That'ડ re1atab1e. Not the muડtache th¡ng, ¡ gueડડ, but ¡t tota11y theoret¡ca11y cou1d be.
Leave The Boy Alone, He Clearly Has A Height Complex. - Your Couturier
I Don't Want To Hear That From You, Dolphin Boy.
>> ¡ waડ go¡ng to aડk ¡f you have any ડort of catchphraડe Any phraડe that You and moડt1y juડt you ડay P1eaડe do not take h¡ડ Good Gravy btw
>> A1r¡ght, fa¡r enough! Th¡ડ ¡ડ crazy though
>> Ho1y good fuck¡ng gravy whahhwjwjw
>> How d¡d you even get a p¡cture of th¡ડ
YOU ARE RIIGHT II SHOULD HAVE APPROPRIIATELY TAGGED MY POST WIITH #NSFW DUE TO MY LACK OF WORKPLACE REGULATIION ADHERENCE BUT II AM LIIVIING ON THE EDGE AND ALSO MY EMPLOYER IIS VERY LAX TONIIGHT
>> What the actua1 fuck ¡ડ go¡ng on ever
ur sooooo coooll mr the moutnA|n :)
Hey M@n, I Think I Might Be Ob$e$$ed With You. #hi$joyou$whim$y
ᐖ FKUGᑈK. YES>. ᐛ
tht wsAs wAy eAs|er thn | thot |td be holy s|ht
ᐖ ᐖOA FLIEP ᐛ
Man I vvish vve had mΩre highblΩΩds like yΩu
D — Impressive, —>
Thanks king Glad tΩ see theres atleast sΩme highblΩΩds Ωut there vvhΩ acknΩvvledge us
Finally the respect I deserve
⌬Close ENOUGH!! #GLASSMENTION #MOUNTAINMENTION⌬
...no u dotn
Awww :) look At whttt rrel sent meeee from our lst l|l get 2gerher :) | Almst remmber th|s 1 https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/cd98bcbc523A.webp
we got glass iin us?
holy shiit
ᚺᛟLY SᚺIT U JUST KEEP GETTTING CᛟᛟLEᚱ >ᛒᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟ #ᚱESPEKT
WᚺAT TᚺE FUCK ᚺELL YEAᚺ ᛗᛟUNTAIN ᛒᚱᛟTᚺEᚱ TᚺIS IS FUCK IN AWESᛟᛗE!! 💪💪🐬🐬🔥🔥
oohh ookkeeyy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii tthhiinnkk,, , tthhaatt ppiiccttuurree wwaassnn tt, , hhoorriibb llee, ,ddeessppiittee , mmyy oobbvviioouu ss , mmiinnoorr ,mmuuttaattiioonn ss ,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
holy fuckiikng shiit
Tru7y One Of The Hi$tory Book$! ¶
☎︎ #Actually #@resplendentCand✱ur
☎︎ #Alright
HAHAHA YOU’RE ALWAYS DOIN SOmmE CRAZY SHIT. I FUCK WITH IT.
Lik£, b£ach photo from my lik£, most r£c£nt offic£ trip! Lik£ totally lik£, thank you to all my lik£ favourit£s who lik£, t£nd£d to my n££ds lik£, as usual lik£, LMAO. Also lik£ a big thank you to @gangstasCrossbon£s for b£ing lik£ totally lik£, on£ of my favourit£ lik£ trolls lik£, ATM. <3 Lik£, totally lik£, way too kind!!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/b£achvo£.png
It's just like that one movie.....
>> Not what ¡ ડa¡d but!! ¡f the do1ph¡n ¡ડ okay w¡th ¡t, then go for ¡t ¡ gueડડ?? ?
>> Why are you 1¡ke a do1ph¡n
At Least You Are No Longer Jumping Off Of Tall Structures. - Your Couturier
Lik£, I lik£, lov£ what£v£r your£ lik£, doing. Lik£, WOW.
-=[youure very majestic_☺]=-
wht the hell omg lol loook At h|m go :O
FUCK YEAH. NEVER SEEN SOmmEONE CRUISIN SO CLEANLY. mmOTHERFUCKIN mmAGNIFICENT.
☎︎ #Y✱ureFascinating
#nsfw https://cdn.immgchest.comm/files/624a817a9c9b.png
he'S so cool
FUCK YEAH. A mmOST mmAGNIFICENT WICKED SICKNASTY BITCHIN PHOTO BROmmIE. TO SUmmmmARIZE: SHIT GOES HARD.
☎︎ #L✱l #AlrightMan #HaveFun
>> What ¡ડ even happen¡ng here
unc being released back into the wild what a beautiful sight
this is the 8est thing ever
IT’D BE A GOOD PLAN IF HE DIDN’T HAVE THAT DAmmN BELT ON DON’T WORRY.
THAT SHIT IS LOCKED ON WITH A BELT. AIN’T NOBODY GRABBIN THAT WITHOUT TAKIN THE BELT OFF FIRST. THE CAPE IS EASIER.
THIS ONE IS THE OG. https://cdn.immgchest.comm/files/d1b2c5c7431c.png
>> ¡t 1ookડ 1¡ke ડhe hateડ A 1OT of poડtડ, ¡ don't th¡nk ડhe'ડ ડ¡ng1¡ng you out
AHAHAHA ION THINK THAT’S THE ORIGINAL ImmAGE mmY BROLIFIC BROUNTAIN.
7m@o????
IT SWINGS WHEN I WALK N BY IT I mmEAN mmY SICK ASS HAIR.
[1s there anyone here who uses the1r pan 1n any real way because too many of you ch1t as though you are cl1n1cally lobotom1zed]
B33 < FURCK yes. i gotta see that man
HEY THERE mmY BLUE BROmmIE. THEY’RE ASKIN ABOUT YOUR ASS. HOPE THIS HELPS.
√(Nah man you got it.)²
GREAT. SWELL. CONGRATULATIONS.
Ooh. Maybe it's me. It's not. But that would be funny.
☎︎ #Hell✱TheM✱untain
GOREGLE WHAT IIS GENERALIIZED ANXIIETY DIISORDER SEARCH
II AM SOBBIING CAN YOU HEAR ME SOBBIING II AM THROWIING THIINGS AT YOU RIIGHT NOW THIIS IIS NOT FUNNY THIIS IIS NO LAUGHIING MATTER
WAIIT YOU MIIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHIING ACTUALLY THIIS IIS A REALLY RASH DECIISIION AND OH NOOO II JJUST REREAD THE EXCHANGE IIT IIS SO EMBARRASSIING II MIIGHT DIIE II HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND II SAIID MIILF IINSTEAD OF MIILK TO MY OSHII THIIS IIS LIITERALLY THE WORST II HAVE TO SCRUB EVERYTHIING NOBODY CAN EVER KNOW II WAS HERE
CHIITTR ABORTED II HAVE TO CANCEL EVERYTHIING II HAVE TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT THAT WAS THE WORST POSSIIBLE TYPO IIN THE WORLD IIT IIS OVER II AM SO DONE II AM FIINIISHED
IT’S FINE. I TOOK CARE OF THEIR GLUTTONOUS LITTLE ASSES. THEY’RE OUTSIDE NOW. LEFT Emm WITH A LITTLE TREAT TOO. NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT I’mm NOT mmOTHERFUCKIN GENEROUS.
THIIS IIS THE BEST NIIGHT OF MY LIIFE SECOND ONLY TO THE TIIME II GOT TO PARTIICIIPATE IIN A HANDSHAKE EVENT
EXACTLY. THAT’S WHAT I’mm SAYIN. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP mmY INDIGO INCIDENTALIST.
WHAT’S A mmOTHERFUCKER TO DO BUT SAY HELLO. N SO I SAY TO ALL OF YOU: YO. SUP.
You're So " Real ", The Mountain.
:)
>> That ¡ડ ડuch a we¡rd th¡ng to ડay.. y'a11 worry me.
ᐖ ZOMG............FANK U BEEG PAPA ᐖIS IS SUᑈH AN HONOR ᐛ
ᐖ ᐖEY SHULᐖ ᑈALL U BEEG PAPA ᐛ
ᐖ MOAR LIEK TASTY!!!!1!!!!1111 ᐛ
ᐖ I FINK IM IN LUV WIF U ᐛ
i’MM always sayin this
FEAST.
the mountaiin prevaiils
- Somme people have all the luck. Good for themm. ※ TONE INDICATED: Still green and still envious.
the MMicahh (also no title)
- Mmm. ※ RESOLUTION: I'mm fine. Thank you.
☎︎ #TheRetr✱fix?
T̳h̳e̳ ̳H̳o̳r̳r̳o̳r̳!̳
- Respectully, I'mm not so sure that we're commpatible enough in size for that to work. - What are your mmeasuremments?
- Grrr. ※ TONE INDICATED: Green with envy.
>> 1MFAO @¡nduડtr¡a1¡nc¡denta1¡ડt
hehehe |m lst|nen|ng 2 th|s :) https://open.spot|fy.com/trAck/5X8kkUAUlAyAUr9TYqDFTH?s|=Afe8d89699044b92
↗️I KNOW A LOT OF YOU CANNOT CONCEPTUALIZE EVEN CLOCKING INTO A JOB, LET ALONE THE ADVANCED STRATEGIES I AM ABOUT TO PUT YOU ALL ON.↗️ ↘️i always arrive to work promptly↘️ ↗️BEFORE MY SHIFT IS EVEN REMOTELY SCHEDULED TO START↗️ ↘️two hours ahead of time.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN CLOCK IN.↗️ ↘️i do the lesser tasks, the hydration cooling tank refilling, the faxes, returning the missed calls.↘️ ↗️IT IS ONLY WHEN MY SHIFT IS SCHEDULED TO START THAT I CLOCK IN.↗️ ↘️the look of gratitude on my physically honed superiors' lookplanes before they raise their prongs and slap me for daring to leave dander all over their personal sitplanes.↘️ ↗️PRICELESS.↗️ ↘️worth the free labor.↘️
WAY Tᛟ FUCKIN Gᛟ ᛗᛟUNTAIN NEXT TIᛗE YA ᛟUTTA ᛒEAT TF ᛟUTTA TᚺEᛗ DᚱᛟNES 💪💪💪💪💥💥💥
The toolls for retribution are out there. The scorned, the furious, the embittered. Beautifull instruments of viollence, merelly in need of honing, tempering, sharpening their hate. Innocent llittlle fllock of sheep, they need but a guiding hand, and sometimes, a cllenched fist. They cannot see. Be their hands, I can be your eyes.
☎︎ #Y✱ureFunny
☎︎ #IKn✱wAFewGuys
That's the spirit! I think.
- I envy you. They sound both commfortable and easy enough to wear.
☎︎ #Retr✱S✱luti✱nsC✱ #✱rRetr✱C✱ #IsMyC✱mpany #ItMainlyCentersAr✱undHuskDevicesLikePalmhusksAndHuskt✱ps #IF✱undedItAfterCreatingTheVeryFirst #Retr✱M✱dernPalmhusk #ADeviceC✱mbiningAdvancedM✱dernHardwareWithM✱re✱ldsch✱✱lSensabilities #N✱wAlm✱stEvery✱neHasS✱meS✱rt✱fRetr✱C✱HuskDevice #DueMyRefusalT✱MakeItExpensive #IfHavingHuskDevicesIsRequiredIn✱urM✱dernW✱rld #IWillMakeItEasyT✱HaveAnExcellent✱neF✱rCheap #ThatIsWhatIdDecided #Retr✱C✱IsAGiantN✱w #ImSurprisedY✱uW✱uldntKn✱wIt
₍^. .^₎⟆ To all the old men out there. JuSSSst becausse there’sSS wr!nkless on the wrappurr doesSn’t mean the candy a!n’t Ssweat~ ;3 #sSuggest!ve꠹
☎︎ #ItSeemsLikeRetr✱S✱luti✱nsC✱IsntKn✱wn✱nAlternia #JustBased✱nWhatIveGathered #ItIsntExactlyThatImp✱rtant #ButF✱rC✱ntextID✱ThinkItsNecessaryT✱Menti✱n #DueT✱AlternianPrevalence✱nTheSite #Retr✱C✱IsKind✱fABigDealWhereImFr✱m #IveBeenChangingTheTechn✱l✱gicalScene✱nBef✱rusF✱rSweeps #MyRetr✱M✱dernHuskDevicesAreMyPrideAndJ✱y #M✱reS✱ThanRetr✱C✱Itself #TheyreWhatIDedicatedMyselfT✱AgesAg✱ #Questi✱nsAb✱utRetr✱S✱luti✱nsC✱Sh✱uldGenerallyBeDirectedT✱wards #M✱reAppr✱priateChannelsThanMyPers✱nalChittr #... #But #ID✱LikeQuesti✱ns #S✱Y✱uMayBeAbleT✱GetAFewMurmurs✱ut✱fMe #IfILikeY✱urQuesti✱nsThatIs
i posted this. it's mine now. i invented it.
Cow@bung@ ¶
those little silica packets in DEHYDRATED MEAT PRODUCT are actually temporal anomalies. they slow the passage of time in a small vicinity for any organic matter
twiinsiies
xx_chchow_is_looking_respectfully_xx
Yᛟ Iᛗ A KING ᛟF TᚺE ᛗᛟUNTAIN IN ᛗY PᚱIᛗE WUT KINDA STᛟᚱIES U GᛟT ᛒᚱᛟ I GᛟT Sᛟ ᛗANY STᛟᚱIES ᛟF ᛗY AWESᛟᛗENESS 💪💪‼️‼️😎😎😎
Yᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟ 15 DᛟWN 85 Tᛟ Gᛟ !!!!! AND TᚺEN ᛗY ᛗATE WILL GET A CᚺITTᚱ ᚺAᚺAᚺᚺA I SᚺUD PᛟST A PIC ᛟF US TᛟᛗᛟᚱᚱᛟW JUS Tᛟ SᚺᛟW YALL WᚺAT Uᚱ ᛗISSING!!!!!! >ᛒJJJJJ FᛟLLᛟW ᛗE AND SUᛒSCᚱIᛒE ᛟVEᚱ ᛟN ᛒITCᚺ.TV/KᛟTA_ NEXT STᚱEAᛗ ILL ᛒE PLAYIN ᛟFF AND DᛟIN A STᛟᚱYTIᛗE WᛟNT WANNA ᛗISS IT!!!! #AD #SUᛒSCᚱIᛒE
>> why ¡ડ everyth¡ng ડo we¡rd ton¡ght can't th¡ngડ ever be norma1 when ¡ get back on here
~Yes sir!~
-=[m ustasch_☺]=-
-=[h i :-)_☺]=-
🐚I agree, Olympus quakes at the utterance of your name, Sir. -----༄༄༄🐚
🐚Hel-lo, so, I am hearing that you are Athletic. Thank goodness. -----༄༄༄🐚
=Do you happ€n to partak€ in frying chick€ns by any chanc€
Fuck. Yum.
Excuse me, Mr. The M-o-o-untain. I think I need t-o-o- d-o-o- a firmness test.
Well damn. How often does the mountain hit the gym?
-=[hhi_☺]=-
Oh. Fuck. Yes.
ii aammgg, ssuucchh aa ffaaiilluurree tthhaatt ii eevveenn ffaaiill ttoo sslleeeepp , (つ╥﹏╥)つ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
You got me there! That's some sick facial hair ygot there
.o°k
You are dead. In almost every sense of the word. Corporeally, you died in the early days of the BEFORAN EMPIRE'S interstellar expansion. But your pusher died long, long before that. You were once a DASHING RADICULL TERRORIST fighting the good fight against stifling tyranny with your beloved. Now, you are just a husk. In your heyday you were considered one of the most FREE-SPIRITED REBELS Beforus had ever known, and you were famous for your aloofness and cocky attitude. They just couldn't catch you, nor your partner and love of your life. Until they did get her, and nothing was the same ever again. After a BOTCHED RESCUE, all hope was lost, and you dedicated every waking moment for the rest of your life to building power from the shadows, hoping to bring one last great devastation upon the Empire, even if it killed you. It did. And you didn't even accomplish anything, besides a whole lot of dead civilians. You are called THE SILLENCE, a reminder of the only thing to be heard in the wake of that terrible bomb. Your legacy forgotten in time, succeeded only by your nameless ward. Now, you rot in the ashes of your regret.
Why is t.o°night the night a bunch .o°f weird .o°lder perverts all c.o°me aline t.o° p.o°st ab.o°ut their .o°fficew.o°rk perversi.o°ns this is yet aN.o°ther reas.o°n why white-c.o°llared w.o°rk is n.o°t besuited t.o° me