I h⟁ve lunch with my business riv⟁l t◎m◎rr◎w.
✧˗ˏˋHOGWASH✦ RIVAL? With the sales you pulled last quarter, YOU'RE LUCKY WE'RE STILL IN BUSINESS, INFERN YOU DOG YOU DIRTY FUCKING DOG✦ˎˊ˗✦
◎h, b◎ld w◎rds c◎ming fr◎m Y◎U ◎f ⟁ll pe◎ple! Y◎u didn't even cl◎se th⟁t de⟁l l⟁st m◎nth! ⟁ C◎MPLETELY f⟁iled merger! Y◎ur n⟁me? ⟁ J◎KE!
✧˗ˏˋ1 MERGER IS CHODE✦ 🌭SAUSAGE🌭✦ COM𝐏ARED TO THE VENTURISTIC ECONOMIC 𝐏ULLS IM 𝐏ULLING, YOU DERANGED STUM𝐏✦ THEY SHOULD FLOG YOU FOR YOUR SORRY EXCUSE OF 𝐏ROFIT MARGINS✦ #LOOKU𝐏THISMANSCHODESTOCKSˎˊ˗✦
If I remember... Y◎u RE⟁LLY w⟁nted th⟁t merger! ⟁ SH⟁ME it w⟁s s◎ld t◎ Tit⟁n C◎. ⟁G⟁IN. Y◎u ⟁re ⟁n EMB⟁R⟁SSMENT t◎ the ST◎CK M⟁RKET! Y◎ur invest◎rs sh◎uld st⟁rt pl⟁cing their m◎ney ELSEWHERE! If I were y◎u, I W◎ULDN'T EVEN SH◎W UP T◎ THE LUNCH! H◎wever, y◎u c⟁n't miss the new menu item. ⟁ND MY PR◎FIT M⟁RGINS ⟁RE FINE, ⟁nd h⟁ve been! Y◎u ⟁RE BLIND!#F⟁ILEDBUSINESSDE⟁LS #B⟁DBUSINESSM⟁N
✧˗ˏˋOHOOOO, TAKING BIG SHOTS AT MY BANANA CAGE BECAUSE 1 𝐏ARTNER SAD LITTLE FISH COULDN'T HANDLE THE SHARK TANK✦ I DON'T CRY OVER SARDINES, 𝐏A𝐏A WANTS THE BIG TUNA🐟🐟🐟✦ Unlike someone who went nuclear and got himself a cute "Medical Industrialist Bears Chest In Screaming Match With Oncoming Traffic" headline, REALLY MAKING IT BIG OUT THERE, 𝐏UTTIN ME TO SHAME FOR SURE✦ AND DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH✦ I'd never miss lunch at Le délice du Carnivore✦ I missed the news, what's hot on the menu these days?ˎˊ˗✦
Weren't y◎u ⟁LS◎ in the he⟁dlines? IF I REC⟁LL Y◎U H⟁D ⟁ BIG ◎◎PSIE D◎◎PSIE SC⟁ND⟁L! D◎n't think I f◎rg◎t ⟁b◎ut ⟁ll y◎ur PR◎DUCT REC⟁LLS! We c⟁n g◎ ◎ver the l◎t numbers if y◎u w⟁nt. I'VE D◎NE IT BEF◎RE, ⟁ND I'LL D◎ IT ⟁G⟁IN. ⟁nd YES I D◎ H⟁VE THE REP◎RTS ⟁B◎UT IT Y◎U TRIED T◎ HIDE. S◎ SH⟁ME REM⟁INS UP◎N Y◎U!! ◎f c◎urse, ⟁ new Ste⟁k ⟁u P◎ivre dish, I he⟁rd th⟁t the me⟁t is fr◎m ⟁ specific breed ◎f b◎vine. I figured y◎u'd enj◎y it. It's been quite p◎pul⟁r ⟁m◎ngst f◎◎d critics.
✧˗ˏˋRECALLS, SHMEE-CALLS, AS A SO CALLED BUSINESS MAN YOU'D KNOW I ONLY CALLED BACK THOSE TURBO-TWIST SMOOTHIE MAKERS BECAUSE THOSE BLADES WERE NOT U𝐏 TO THE 𝐏RISTINE STANDARD, NOT LIKE YOU GOT STANDARDS TO UNDERSTAND✦ I am always a SUCKER-FISH for the bloody meats, and I'll give anything a star studded review a try, NATURALLY✦ That wine we got last time, the one you paired with the clams, you think they got that year? Been itching for it since I got a sip✦ˎˊ˗✦
"PiSSstiNe St⟁NTURDS." IT W⟁S CUTTING PE◎PLE'S FINGERS ◎FF! ⟁nd sever⟁l expl◎ded, the rep◎rts were HIL⟁RI◎US but ⟁ls◎ very, very h◎rrible, b◎◎h◎◎h◎◎... MY ST⟁ND⟁RDS ⟁RE BETTER TH⟁N Y◎URS. My techn◎l◎gy is STILL the number ◎ne in the empire. ⟁ND IT ⟁LW⟁YS WILL BE! Yes! I rec⟁ll y◎u re⟁lly enj◎yed Elite St⟁r — Sur pl⟁ce l⟁st m◎nth! I c⟁n c⟁ll ⟁he⟁d ⟁nd check; if n◎t, it'll be prep⟁red bef◎re we get there. It w⟁s very g◎◎d. It w⟁s Ch⟁te⟁u M⟁rg⟁ux, if I remember c◎rrectly!
✧˗ˏˋTHAT'S THE 𝐏OINT, NUMB NUTS!!!! IM THE ✂️FINGERS-GETTING-CUT-OFF-EFFICIENTLY-GUY✂️!!! HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF ME, COAST TO COAST, LAND-MASS TO LAND-MASS, 𝐏LANET TO 𝐏LANET, IM 🌠🌠🌠INTERGLACTIC🌠🌠🌠 AND✦ YOU? YOU'RE *LOCAL*✦ A HANDFUL OF TERRITORIES WITH A FEW BOO-BOO KITS AT BEST😷😷😷🤢🤢🤢✦ AHHH YES, Chateau Margaux that delicious little imported minx, yeah get your guys on that and as a pay back I'll make sure my people can get us a good table, a above patio spot so the fans don't get a hold of that eyepatch like last time✦ WHAT A KERFUFFLE✦ˎˊ˗✦
Y◎u kn◎w wh⟁t I me⟁nt, y◎u festering pile ◎f w⟁ste! Y◎u're S◎ inc◎rrigible, this is why y◎u l◎st ⟁ p◎ker g⟁me l⟁st night ⟁g⟁in! ⟁ls◎, y◎u spe⟁k s◎ p◎◎rly ◎f my m⟁chines, BUT y◎u needed ◎ne l⟁st m◎nth? HmMMMMM? I c◎uld tell the medi⟁ ⟁b◎ut y◎ur little ⟁CCIDENT! I w◎uld! I w◎uld d◎ th⟁t t◎ y◎u! Yes, ◎f c◎urse. I'll be sure t◎ get ⟁n extr⟁ b◎ttle ⟁s well. We ⟁lm◎st t◎re thr◎ugh it l⟁st time. ⟁⟁⟁H, I ne⟁rly f◎rg◎t, th⟁t w⟁iter ◎verre⟁cted when I cut his h⟁nd ◎ff! It's ⟁s if he's never l◎st ⟁ limb bef◎re! I h◎pe they're de⟁d f◎r sitting us there.