>terminally bitchless code-ookbeasts with fewer viable career prospects than functioning pancells descend upon some structurally demented schoolfeeding website in a desperate attempt to squeeze a few cents of slurmcoin out of harvested data >mfw "muh cyberanarchy, bro!!!" >mfw the only tangible outcome is postponing the inevitable state-mandated flogging of a horde of pencil-pushers and sweatrags who committed the unforgivable crime of taking an imperial exam slightly later due to extenuating circumstances >mfw youβre about to get drawn and quartered live on troll cnn over a dogshit data scam and you didnβt even have the foresight to use the stolen info to zipbomb every troll you scraped so none of the victims could actively hunt you down before the drones triangulate your location and turn your subgrub into a cautionary infographic >CAN WE BE SERIOUS LOLOLOL