jeff the killer is it true that you go outside of the homes of bird enthusiasts with Birdcall Whistles and play Chirpy Tweety Noises from underneath windows and then run away really fast when the bird enthusiast goes "I just heard a beautiful mourning dove, i have to see it"
if absolutely NONE of the words i typed are in the pages then Mr. Slenderman is either not writing or is very, very obtuse.
...or not writing in english.