* KEEP FOLLOWING THAT SALESMAN * WHOEVER YOU ARE! * PARANOIA AND FEAR IN HIS LITTLE HEAD BRING ME JOY, JOY! * UWAHAHA!
STOP THAT!! YOU [[Director's Cut]] THAT OUT!! RIGHT TH1S INST4nt
* AHHH SPAMTON, SPAMTON! * SO NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN ON LITTLE OLE ME! * HOWS THE TV AND PIPIS? * OH WAIT! * UWAHAHA!
IT'S *TROLL SP4MTON* TO YOU !! YOU DON'T GET TO DROP THE [[Trololololo]] UnLE$S I LIKE YOU !! &AND YOU? I D0N'T!! NOT [[one-bit]] !!
* FUNNY STUFF SPAMMY OLE CHUM! * OLD PAL * OLE HEARTS DIAMONDS SPADES AND CLUBS! * WHY DONT YOU DROP BY MY CELL * MAYBE COME PLAY A GAME IN MY LITTLE POCKET OF FREEDOM WITH ME! * FOR OLE TIMES SAKE? * OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY CHASING FREEDOM IN THE BASMENT UWAHAHHA!
HMM... WELL! COMP4RED TO MY H3AP, YOUr [[Practicily]] LIV1NG IN A SINGL3-ST0RY [[Bungadero]] !! I COULD [[Can't Afford!]] TO STOP BY. AHAEHAEHAEHAE !!
* OH SPAMTON O' BRICKS I WOULDNT DREAM OF CHARGING YOU FOR SIMPLY STOPPING BY! * MAYBE FINDING THE KEYS AND LETTING THE FREEDOM OUT! * YOU SCRATCH MY BACK I SCRATCH YOURS * IMAGINE IT A JESTER DISTRACTING THE QUEEN GIVING YOU ALL THE TIME YOU NEED DOWN THERE~
FRE3DOM, YOU SAY ? AHAEHAEHAE !! I [[1 troll likes this]] THE S0UND OF THAT !!
* THEN YOUR PATH IS SET BEFORE YOU! * COME TO THE CARD DARKWORLD! * FIND THE KEYS THE SHOPKEEP IS MORE OF A SHOPKEYP * THERES THREE COMBINE THEM ALL AND COME BE FREE WITH ME!