* TWO UP TWO DOWN * TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT * BEE * AYE * TO THE START YOU MUST SELECT
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* AH BUT DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO THE KEY? * LITTLE LIGHTNER IN YOUR CAGE WONT YOU COME OUTSIDE AND BE FREE WITH ME? * WE CAN PLAY SUCH GAMES, GAMES * GAMES LIKE MAGICAL ATHLETE AND BOGGLE
* IM AFRAID THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO SHARE SUCH WONDEROUS SECRETS WITH YOU IS IF YOU PROVED YOURSELF * YOU MUST FIND ALL THREE PIECES OF THE KEY MAKE THEM WHOLE AGAIN AND BE FREE, FREE WITH ME! UWAHAHHA!
* MAYBE YES MAYBE NO MAYBE SO * ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! * COME TO THE CARD KINGDOM FIND KEYS ONE TWO THREE MAKE THEM KEY A AND BE FREE WITH ME! UWAHAHHA
* GO TO A PLACE CALLED HOMETOWN * THERE YOU WILL FIND A SCHOOL * IN THAT SCHOOL YOU WILL FIND AN ABANDONED CLASSROOM * IN THAT ABANDONED CLASSROOM YOU WILL FIND A KNIFE * TAKE THAT KNIFE AND FOCUS PLUNGE IT INTO THE GROUND AND CREATE A FOUNTAIN * IN THAT FOUNTAIN YOU WILL FIND A DARK WORLD * AND IN THAT DARK WORLD YOU WILL FIND A CASTLE * AND IN THAT CASTLE YOU WILL FIND A BASEMENT * AND IN THAT BASMENT YOU WILL FIND A DOOR * THAT DOOR WILL BE LOCKED, LOCKED * AND BEHIND THAT LOCKED DOOR WILL BE ME AND MY SMALL BUT SWEET, SWEET FREEDOM!