* I MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, FUN! * A WAR OF CLOWNS! * WHAT MIRTH THAT MUST BE WHAT WHIMSY WHAT JOY * BUT INSTEAD YOURE ALL LOCKED AWAY AND IM THE ONLY FREE ONE! * BOO HOO SOB SOB CRY WHEHEHE!
Perhaps there's just the texture of bars, absent any form of collision, such that whoever is in the area can just fuckin' walk through them.
* WOULD THAT I COULD LIGHTNER * WALK THROUGH THE BARS OF MY SWEET FREEDOM * BUT ALAS A KEY IS REQUIRED! * WONT YOU COME GATHER THE KEY PIECES AND JOIN ME IN MY FREEDOM? * WE CAN PLAY SUCH GAMES, GAMES!
I am going to regret asking this. But you called me "lightner" so I have to assume you aren't. Where are you located in the light world, exactly?
* SIMPLY PUT IM IN THE DUNGEON OF CARD CASTLE, CASTLE! * AN OLD FRIEND ONCE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY AN OLD ABANDONED CLASSROOM! * CHECK FOR ME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DECK, DECK UWAHAHHA!
...I'm DEFINITELY not going to like the answer to this but do you happen to know the name of the town or city the abandoned classroom is in?
* OF COURSE! * A DEAR FRIEND TOLD ME SUCH THINGS, THINGS! * MANY SECRETS BUT PERHAPS ONE I CAN SHARE WITH YOU LIGHTNER?? * THIS TOWN IS A TOWN CALLED HOMETOWN * WHAT A SILLY NAME FOR A TOWN EH? UWAHAHHA!
... Yeah I'm not doing that.
* BUT WHY YOUVE COME THIS FAR ALREADY? * BAH! * FOLEY! * JUMBLED UP NONSENSE! * BOO! BOO I SAY! * WE COULD HAVE PLAYED SUCH GAMES YOU AND I WE COULD HAVE BEEN FREE TOGETHER!
Please understand. That place is a two-and-a-half-hour drive from Boston, and a two-hour drive from the other nearby cities. The only public transit that gets anywhere close is BY COMMISSION. It's also a very small town where I would not be able to avoid interacting with certain individuals. I put a lot of work into leaving that accursed town behind. Please ask literally anyone else to return in my place. Say, I don't fucking know, that one ludicrously OP Page of Hope with the cool axe?