egbert!
@johnEgbert
put the bunny back in the box!!!
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
yeah but now im in some uh "troll"s hive and he even sent my parakeets here so i can keep them fed, not that you wouldnt do it for me but fuck this guy said he wants to "keep me" like a pet you think you could reach out to hal and tell him to stop being a fucking douchebag and teleport me back home? @turingTranscendence
keep you like a pet??? what the hell? that's just messed up! i don't know what a troll or a hive is, but you're not staying there forever! you're coming home whether this guy likes it or not. i'll make sure of it.
yeah dude hal is treating this like some kind of day care and as funny as it fucking sounds im not about to end stuck in some persons hive for twenty years im too young to be stuck in a hive
yeah, i definitely don't like the sound of that. this guy just sounds weird, even if he is some other version of the hal we know. i miss you a lot, though. i was wondering where you've been, trying to find you here, but i guess it makes sense that i couldn't find you since you're in outer space or whatever... do you think if we tell him we miss each other a lot he'll take you home?
well fuck idk even if hes a weird version of hal hes still hal and you know that fucker likes to play games have you seen that fucker in monopoly??? wait no yeah you were there the last time we had board game night
yeah, i remember that. he seems pretty ruthless while playing games, so... maybe this tracks for another version of him? do you have any idea how we might be able to convince him to take you back?
hell if i know you see he responded to me like the douche canoe he is i was thinking we get dirks help but i dont think hes even made a chittr yet and its really frustrating me i cant get in contact with you guys blegh ill figure something out maybe ask the guy im staying with if he could convince hal to come get me??
yeah, i think that's about all you can do at this point, if not talking to him directly... i really would come get you if i could, but i don't have any super powers or anything to get to outer space or wherever you are. at least we can talk to each other on here, though. i'm here if you need me, even if i'm not physically close to you right now. and i promise we'll get this figured out soon. when you get home, we can have a bro hug and watch a movie together. i'll even let you pick the movie. :) <3
ah oh man youre like the best thing thats happened to me ever even right now when youre not even here with me im feeling less anxious i was about to start having a panic attack and i dont even have my inhaler I DIDNT THINK I NEEDED THAT SHIT DUDE least the person (alien)s home im stuck in is like i mean hes pretty cool pretty chill ig except for the fact he talks about me like a pet on chittr
the best thing that's happened to you ever? wow, that's really sweet... i think i could say the same back to you. :) if you start feeling anxious or like you're going to have a panic attack again, just talk to me, ok? there's dms on here, so you can always contact me there too. the pet thing is really, REALLY weird though. maybe it's just an alien thing? i don't know, but you definitely don't deserve to be treated like that. it's not right.