♣️Responding to the recent allegations about @writenRevolution ... ♣️ ♣️I can sadly confirm they're all true. Her new girlfriend is a total fucking geed. It's as obvious as the missing second "t" in Chixie's username. A cry for help. Not only is her chucklevoodoo powered power tripping, like, super F'd up.♣️ ♣️But she is hella mean and has a whole lot of other stuff that I don't really have time to explain and go into detail about. She's just. Bad news. She also has like. Some serious personality defects? I don't know, man. I'm an empath and I got serious dark aura vibes from this new side chick.♣️ ♣️Starting a prayer circle that The Chix doesn't let down her many fans. And comes to her senses super quick. Because this? Is NOT it, chief.♣️ ♣️@arcaneAspirations, do better. Oh wait. You can't. Because Chixie really is the best you can do. And that's saying a lot for someone mirthful, crafty, and pretending to totally not to be. Kind of ass if you think about it.♣️ #CW #UNHEALTHYRELATIONSHIP #DISASTERINTHEMAKING #SUPERPROBLEMATIC #CALLOUT
♠️Oh Woah? What's this? You got one for me?♠️
My b/ade of wit is wasted on an opponent so he/p/ess as yourse/f.
♠️Is that what you said before attempting sudoku puzzle on yourself?♠️
♠️Ah, wait. Shit. It's not the puzzle thing, they actually just straight up fucking die. My bad.♠️
♠️Is that what you said before attempting to straight up fucking die yourself with the blade of wit then?♠️
Your /ack of abi/ity to use even the most basic of Gorg/e functions astounds. Maybe you shou/d use Ask Jeeves instead.
~Not in the way you’d want it! I’d be gearing up for a perfectly platonic one-two punch if I weren’t afeared you’d like it a hair too much!~
♠️Everyone's such a tease here. This sucks.♠️
♠️Yeah, I hate Jeeves now.♠️
~I fear you’re just reading into signs that aren’t there!~