-getting myself a new knife,with fancy enchantments. -wonder what are those gonna be.
oh. lame.
get a kitchen gun. its more worth it.
-it's a large enchanted kitchen knife,fuck do you mean lame.
ok sure and its just a kitchen knife at the end of the day regardless of size. mines cooler https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/KD/karmadagger.png
-pffff. -that's just one of them weird tentacle dicks some troll variants have #nsfw.
...i have one eye and somehow my depth perception of a photo of a fucking dagger is better than your's. but ok dude, guess you have a flat bulge. #flatbulge
-not my fault you made it look all squiggly and tentacle-looking. #nsfw -there's no way you're actually considering this a cool-looking weapon.
you think i fucking made this?? lmfao no i stole it from some antique store on earth or something. fuck yes its a cool looking weapon. the metals red like human blood and the blade is curvy like one of those medieval dagger's i forget the name of. plus its serrated