Eugene Kraabs
@krustyCapitalist
-OWNER AND ©EO OF THE KRU$TY KRAB- -LO⚓︎ING AND ©ARING FATHER- -EFFI©IENT $PENDER OF MONEY-
$TARTING A GO FUND ME TO MAKE ME RI©H, PLEA$E $UPPORT E⚓︎ERY PENNY HELP$ ME ON THE PATH TO BEING WEALTHY ᵃᵍʰᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍʰ
$PONGE BOBEGE ME BOY, YOU ©AN NE⚓︎ER BE TOO RI©H! THE MORE MONEY THE BETTER I ©AN MAKE THE KRU$TY KRAB AL$O I'M DO©KING YOUR PAY ᵃᵍʰᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍʰ
BOYO, YOU ©AN FLIP A$ MANY PATTIE$ A$ YOU'D LIKE! ᵃᵍʰᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍʰ
©OME BY THE KRU$TY KRAB, WE HA⚓︎E A DEAL THAT'LL KNO©K YOUR $O©K$ OFF BUY ONE FOR THE PRI©E OF TWO! ᵃᵍʰᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍʰ
I LO⚓︎E MONEY ᵃᵍʰᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍʰ
mꙮney is the best thing ever - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
$PONGE BOBEGE ME BOY, ME DARLING PEARL HELPED ME GET $ET-UP APPARENTLY BU$INE$$ OWNER$ $HOULD BE ON $O©IAL MEDIA, MAKE$ MORE MONEY! ᵃᵍʰᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍʰ
THI$ I$ EXA©TLY WHY YOU'RE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH! ᵃᵍʰᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍᵃᵍʰ