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@probablynotapotionSeller

NꙮT an alchemist businessman chitting straight frꙮm wizard land. i'm nꙮt selling potiꙮns ꙮn my website (i dꙮn't have a website).

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20 days left - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

i'd never hurt a fly. i wꙮuld hurt a persꙮn, thꙮugh. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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i'm sꙮ humble - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

tꙮday's lucky number: negative twenty twꙮ - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

prꙮ tip: dꙮn't trust anyꙮne whꙮse favꙮrite number is five - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

>.>

Whats your favorite number totally unrelated to ur post

six, which is a vastly superiꙮr number - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

crazy hꙮw i haven't snapped and gꙮne ꙮn an alchemy spree fꙮr like a mꙮnth - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

the snap who’ll come soon it always does

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

will***

i bet it's gꙮnna happen exactly ꙮne day befꙮre i can actually stꙮp this "dꙮesn't sell any pꙮtiꙮns because he's just a regular guy" bit - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

just might feel silly perhaps a bit dysregulated even

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

welcome to ragebait island population youuuuu hahahaa

Kult: +10
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me tꙮ ꙮne specific eridan and prꙮbably apparently a certain karkat - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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evil music - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

prꙮ tip: dꙮn't ꙮpen little black bꙮxes. if sꙮmething is in a little black bꙮx, it was prꙮbably put in there fꙮr a reasꙮn. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

i add at least 3 subliminal messages tꙮ each chitt i pꙮst. whenever i pꙮst a specific cꙮdewꙮrd, every single persꙮn whꙮ uses this site will feel an urge tꙮ drink three glasses ꙮf water, which will be a small yet impꙮrtant step in my vague, villainꙮus plan. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

imagine waking up ꙮne day and seeing that sꙮmeꙮne made a whꙮle pꙮdcast that's exclusively abꙮut hꙮw much yꙮu suck. wꙮuld that be crazy ꙮr what - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@surlyTabloid[ST]

THEY’VE DONE THIS BEFORE.

if yꙮu read this yꙮu agree tꙮ me gꙮing tꙮ yꙮu and taking yꙮur wallet - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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dni anyꙮne whꙮ dꙮesn't knꙮw the actual punchline tꙮ the airline fꙮꙮd jꙮke - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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prꙮ tip: lie abꙮut things that are easily prꙮven wrꙮng and dꙮn't actually matter at all. lie abꙮut the cꙮlꙮr ꙮf yꙮur shirt while yꙮu're right there, next tꙮ the ꙮther persꙮn. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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Why ??? Theres no reason for it

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tꙮ knꙮw whꙮ's a real ꙮne 💯💯 and whꙮ's fake - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@gardenGuided[GG]

this is actually really funny yeah okay

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anytime anyꙮne hates any ꙮf my pꙮsts i say "lꙮꙮks like i ruffled sꙮme feathers there" and then put ꙮn my sunglasses and get ꙮn my mꙮtꙮrcycle flamethrꙮwer jetski helicꙮpter and ride ꙮff intꙮ the sunset withꙮut leaving a trace - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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prꙮ tip: dꙮn't trust gameshꙮw hꙮsts - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@surlyTabloid[ST]

BUT WHAT IF THEY WANT TO KILL ME ON LIVE TV 😢

if yꙮu die ꙮn live tv yꙮu get a bꙮnus rꙮund ꙮf challenges, stunts and spinning variꙮus different wheels fꙮr a chance tꙮ cꙮme back tꙮ life - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

Kult: +5
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Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@surlyTabloid[ST]

REALITY TV 🤤

[RATS] <[Pro tip: Don't TRUST Weird Freak Guy That Occasionally Keeps Bees!]

except fꙮr yꙮu, sꙮrry. this was specifically abꙮut "ꙮnce in a knifetime" - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Oh, OKAY. TRUST the Weird Freak Guy That Occasionally Keeps Bees!]

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prꙮ tip: dꙮn't trust anyꙮne whꙮ has a sunflꙮwer instead ꙮf a head - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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i've always been a right-twix kinda guy - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

tꙮday's lucky number: three hundred and fꙮur - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

prꙮ tip: whatever kills yꙮu makes yꙮu strꙮnger - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man