♦ pitied by @probablynotapotionSeller

Asking for help has proven distressingly effective lately. ...I don't enjoy the feeling. But my black heart has borne far worse.
The Bro Striders enjoy my presence for NORMAL REASONS.

@imJunior b aaadddgeeeeeeee
my homonculus possesses nary a wit of forbearance.
i got a hate from that other john... john on john violence...

SMASH JAR

IT IS ALMOST LIKE. I DON’T WANT TO SAY THE WORD. IN THIS SITuATION. AND AM STOPPING MYSELF. BuT THAT WOuLD BE FuCKING STuPID.

I need 3 pities and one like on this chitt.

Good morning Freeman! Another day, another dollar!

I AM BEYOND OWNAGE. FEEBLE AGING. MENTAL ILLNESS. FINANCIAL DIFFICuLTIES. EMOTIONAL MANIPuLATION. BITCHING AT HOMELESS PEOPLE I CHOSE TO NOT EAT. ABuSING THE WAITSTAFF. ABuSE FROM THE WAITSTAFF. *OH GOD WHAT IS THAT* SAID IN A REALLY SHRILLY TONE OF VOICE. OFTEN REPEATEDLY. AND FLYING OFF AT THE FIRST. OR SECOND. SOMETIMES EVEN THIRD. INSTANCE OF GROSS INCOMPETENCE. EXEMPLIFIED BY AN IDIOT BRAIN SuBORDINATE. STuPEFIED BY MY VAST INTELLIGENCE(S). THIS IS BECAuSE I HAVE HARNESSED THE AWESOME POWER. OF NEAR FATAL FORGIVENESS. I CAN SIMPLY SHOOT THINGS THAT DISPLEASE ME. FORGIVINGLY. uNTIL THEY EITHER STOP MOVING. OR THE uNDESIRED BEHAVIOR. SuCH AS BREATHING. CEASES PERMANENTLY. TIME MAY HEAL ALL WOuNDS. BuT BuLLETS INFLICT MANY OF THEM. AND IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO RECOVER FROM BuLLETS. LONGER THAN MOST LIVE.

i miss my wife

8oooooooo

You may now pilfer my belongings and parts. For I have died.
i have a hypothetical question... so say if someone accidentally dropped a potion of eternal happiness and wealth and greatness into a vat for acid... how would you be able to save that??? thanks in advance...

EVERYTIME SOMEONE NEW FROM MY TIMELINE SHOWS UP I LOSE MORE OF MY WILL TO LIVE.

Google (or Goregle) En Passant.

IF Y'ALL HAVE ANY ADVICE ON KEEPIN' MISCHIEVOUS TODDLERS OUTTA THA' *BOILIN' HOT SOUP-CAULDRON* THAT'D BE REAL APPRECIATED.

.tihs eritne ym esol ot gniog ma i ,senilemit fo noitcelloc "enuratleD" eht morf ytitne-hctib erom eno ees i fi
[BROADCAST COMMENTARY] My producer banned me from eating on camera from this point forward.
damn ii mii2placed my griimoiire no necromancy twoday gang.

guys please hahahaha

ok that's enough notifications thank you guys
𝄞 ✧ WHO P♩T♩ED THAT YOU K♫OW ♩TS TRUE

It's coming.

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ain readin allat
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One does not FOLLOW its FOLLOWERS… if you are followed by the Dark One… know that it is because you may be DOOMED… or you are the angel in my DARK PUSHER… ^,_,^ Ʒ
o no i havnet had the intrenet for verry long can we trad e? i have sum extra bois. maybe ingfredients?/ #substance
My posts are being resold for above market price by a wizard. Someone help me. I need help.

My hive is burnin

wwoww thanks joey i think you knoww howw ... lol ... i need more question in my stomach

X Please buy chittr platinum to see this message x

wwith lovve? :)

okay wwell shit!!!!

ladies ladies calm dowwn i got time for all of you heh...

I feel targeted.

DONT YOU VVAGUE POST ABOUT ME POTION FIEND EVVEN IF IT AINT YOU (and it IS) I WWILL FIND THE FRUIT WWIZARD AND IT IS ON SIGHT WWAND VV STAFF
⁎⁺˳✧༚Hello im 3sth Burners your personal [A.I] ASSITANT xoxo let me H3LP you⁎⁺˳✧༚

Y8u're 8eing dum8 on purp8se. I'm outta h8re.
♥︎ ♦ [EW???] ♠ ♣ Don't pity me, Crunch.
THE GHOUOL5 GOT MY A55 http5://media1.tenor.com/m/fldwR5a4ROgAAAAC/5tare-cat-cat-5tare.gif

CM0N M4N :(

pLEASE DON'T, dO THAT }:(
1 dont hear sh1t, that amulet means noth1ng to me. antagon1z1ng them though for the love of the game? that means the world to me
Okay you know what what is the pity react how am I supposed to take that
cl-ck strikes twelve...midnight arrives..
Wanna pet my mullet?









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