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Dontae Sparda

@demonicTrigger

Let's rock.

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"Alright now this party is starting to get a little crazy" Now as you all can tell this is troll parody of dante from the devil may cry series specifically devil may cry 3, so this dante thinks his brother is dead obviously yes, he does have a brother although I know trolls don't really have siblings let's just say he and vergil share a common ancestor sparda which makes em brothers in that way, he's a mercenary for hire mainly going after demons and cultists but he'll go after anyone given the right price, his strife specibus consists of Pistol kind, rifle kind, sword kind and fist kind amongst a few others, and yeah that's about all I can think of at the moment

Jackpot.

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Geez what's a fella to do around here to kill boredom, swear my trigger finger is itching and I ain't got nothing to shoot at.

Gog damn suddenly it feels like 50 degrees Celsius and I'm sweating to death, this is why I hate summer.

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BURN.

Oh please, this is hardly enough to make me burn.

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THEN BE. MILDLY INCONVENIENCED. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Nah, that just ain't my style.

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Jackpot.

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I wonder if it's possible to use one of the drones as a surfboard of sorts, that'd be pretty cool just using one to surf through the sky while shooting at the rest.

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I love the simple things in life, like pizza and strawberry sundaes and my guns.

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Man I really gotta go to grub hut sometime for their pizza.

Geez it sure is boring for me today, I'm so use to being awake during the night-time that being awake right now feels off.

No pizza today, only lasagna.

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Jackpot.

Actually now I think about it, who would I even go with to that upcoming masquerade hmm.

Oh to attend or not to attend a masquerade, that is the real question, I might as someone's plus one.

Mmmmmm pizza. #yearning

Suddenly, I feel a bit terrified. #Vagueposting

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Can't say, it would beat the purpose of vagueposting.

Sorry.

Ain't nothing like listening to Break Stuff by limp bizkit.

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Gog these 5 am intrusive thoughts are really kicking my ass to the curb, I need a distraction.

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WOuld you caare for discovering obscure humaan mediaa?

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Why sure, beats having to deal with the thoughts.

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AAmaazing. I find scouring the web for forgotten films often workks quite well

Really now? Haven't tried that to often, most of the time I just blast Nu Metal or fool around with my pistols.

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YEs, it requires some concentraation, which is excellent when you require aa distraaction

Well then, got any recommendations for me?

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OH, aa paart of it usuaally is discovering them yourself, but if you give me aa moment, I might come up with something

Oh I see, well if it's to much of a hassle you don't gotta.

Strawberry sundaes. #Yearning

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CAaan I join you in your yeaarning for straawberry sundaaes?

Why sure, the more the merrier.

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GLorious, thaankk you

Of course, anytime.

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Geez it sure is boring around here, haven't had any calls for job opportunities and it doesn't look like anyone quite needs a mercenary to merc someone, I'm telling you my line of work is a struggle.

Huh, you know, I kinda don't like that one bit. #vagueposting

I could go for a drink right now, haven't had a good cold brew in a while. #substance