YOUR LORD
@yourNightmare
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE. IN YOUR DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES. I AM THE LORD OF FLAME, COME TO CLAIM MY MANTLE AND THRONE.
!remindYou /o/,/o/ who are you hating?
!remindYou π,π;
SEE HOW IT MAKES A FOOL OF ITSELF. HEEHEE. HOOHOO. HAAHAA.
You need not say such things about yourself.
ok thats enough dicking around i gotta go back to sleep before i pass out lmfao//
YOU ARE ALL SOFT. AND WEAK. WHILE I AM INCREDIBLY HARD. AND STRONG.
B33 < what if im soft and strong? :33c
IMPOSSIBLE. YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE SOFT. BUT YOU ARE IN FACT. INCREDIBLY HARD.
B33 < nah im soft as shit B33 < ive got sharp bits though t33h33
B;33c < hmmm?
B;33 < lmeow nah
YES. YOU ARE. YOU ARE A BROKEN. INFERIOR VERSION OF ME. AND SO YOU ARE OBSESSED. YOU ARE SOFT AND WEAK. SO YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD BE. AS HARD AND STRONG. AS I AM. AND SO YOU HATE ME. BECAUSE. YOU AIN'T ME.
THE HATE FOR YOu I FEEL. IS SOLELY THE KIND I WANT YOu TO DIE. AND THEN NOT COME BACK. NOT ANY OTHER KIND.
BECAUSE YOU. ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME. EXPLAINING ANYTHING. AND ALSO. I HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. TO YOU.
∻NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE∻
GO. MY BULLSHIT ARMY OF CATS.
As you command, Lord of mine! Your word oh how it's so divine! A skip, a hop, we're on the hunt! LET'S MOTHERFUCKING BITE A friendly individual.
/ᐠ - ˕ -マ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
SHUT UP. WITH YOUR STUPID RHYMES. AND JUST DO IT.
meow MEOW meow MEOW meow MEOW meow MEOW hoooonk
:33 < *ac uses the nepeta beam*
:33 < *ac hits you with the nepeta beam as you scroll by*
YES! YES!!! MORE CATS!!! MORE!!!!!!
:33 < nya
SUFFER, PERISH, DIE, ETCETERA. I AM. BUSY.
YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. "STRIDER". THERE ARE MILLIONS. OF YOU. AND ONLY A FEW. OF ME. AND ONLY ONE. OF THE ME. THAT IS ME. BECAUSE I AM BETTER. THAN ALL THE OTHER VERSIONS OF MYSELF.
just like theres only one of the me that is me cuz apparently all these other daves cant dig the stache
YOU MIGHT QUITE POSSIBLY. IN FACT. BE THE FUCKING WORST YOU. THAT IS THE ONLY YOU. REMOVE THE FURRY FACE WORM. AT ONCE. I DEMAND IT.
i am literally so sexyhot man
*6ussy
GROSS. THE ONLY THING. THAT IS "HOT". ARE THE FLAMES OF MY HELL. WHICH YOU SHALL BURN IN. ALONG WITH THE REST. OF PARADOX SPACE.
trust o◡o
just trust o◡o
Bad morning. You are all flammable.
FuCK MY SHIFT BuTTON.
For a moment there, we had Reasonable Volume English.
does this imply you hold shift for everything instead of just... using capslock and pressing shift to make the u lowercase???
OBVIOuSLY.
why
BECAuSE. THAT’S THE WAY I DO IT.
ok but why.
LOOK FuCKER. BECAuSE IT IS THE WAY I HAVE ALWAYS DONE IT. AND THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME. I ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION. WITH ONE ANNOYING ASSHOLE.
ok dude no need to get your pantie's in a twist i was just asking
it keeps going it keeps fucking going
Ɏ A-A-AA-A-AA-A-AA-A-AA-A-AA-A-AA-A-A #sca-a-aredposting Ɏ
you broke the site. good job.
that's honestly sad.
are you good at anything else?
FIGHTING. AND GUIDING A STUDENT. AND BURNING THINGS. AND GIVING PEOPLE NIGHTMARES.
sweet dreams :)
n how abt wet dreams? #nsfw
every night i pat casey on the head and chant "good dreams good dreams good dreams" get countered nerd.
casey sleeps snug as a bug. she likes bugs! :)
PATHETIC. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Well you’ve done gone and made me curious. What precisely makes me pathetic?
I HAVE NO OBLIGATION TO ANSWER THAT. AND WITHHOLDING INFORMATION. FROM AN OTHERWISE OMNISCIENT BEING. THAT HAS ASSOCIATIONS WITH UGLY SHADES OF GREEN. IS A FAVOURED PASTIME OF MINE. SO FUCK YOU.
Well, not omniscient in this body, but I suppose I can respect the commitment to what we’ll call your ideals. No hard feelings on my end. I’ll certainly be making use of you.
Of course I will. You’re exactly one of the most important first steps in my grand agenda. How else am I going to recreate your spiritual status if I don’t study you?
Looks Like All The Undesirables Are Here This Morning.