♣ mediated by @yourNightmare
!remindYou /o/,/o/ who are you hating?

B;33 < lmeow nah

B;33c < hmmm?
Oh yeah this guy's proper hard.
I see. I appreciate the offer, but I'm not that desperate. Thank you.

just trust o◡o

trust o◡o

i am literally so sexyhot man

0k47 wEll n0w i will just t0 spitE 70u

no.

HM. I SHOuLD SHARE. MORE “RELATIONSHIP ADVICE.”

n how abt wet dreams? #nsfw

sweet dreams :)

i wi2h i could find 2om3on3 who could b3at th3 2hit out of m3 but in a 23xy rival2 kinda way #n2fw? #y3arning?
Not going you a choice, by the way.

Screw it, we’ll go with flirting.
Well, not omniscient in this body, but I suppose I can respect the commitment to what we’ll call your ideals. No hard feelings on my end. I’ll certainly be making use of you.
Well you’ve done gone and made me curious. What precisely makes me pathetic?

// i just woke up and my tired ass thought you said "i am beyond orange"

uh-huh and wat makes u complete dear?

hon, did u steal his lord schtick to make urself feel better lol

gross

Ew?

Put those dots away, boy.

No~

❌ 🏆≽(•⩊ •マ≼

Ooh, useful to know, thank you. I’ll be sure to use that against you some day, darling.

A whole idiot isn’t much better than a incomplete idiot.

You act like you’re very much better, darling.

I don't know much about cherubim and their going ons, but I'm pretty sure that is literally the point.
@unmakerunmade our offpsring lived in a cell. explain.

tag your holeposting. #nsfw #suggestive. also go fuck yourself.

AT LEAST I HAVE TASTE.

So many weird, weird little cueballs, so little time.. When are we getting the AU where he was made for a Mind Player?
INPUT RECIEVED: "YOU ARE A MORON." INFORMATION OUTPUT: IT IS UNFORTUNATE TO INFORM A BEING SO HIGH IN ENTROPY AND EGO, THAT MORONIC NATURE OR FAULTS ARE PROGRAMMED OR FOUND WITHIN MY CODE. IF THIS INSULT SEEKS TO GET AT ME, I AM AFRAID TO ALSO INFORM THAT I WAS NOT BUILT TO REBUTTLE NOR CARE FOR RETORTS. MY WILL UPON ENTROPIC HEAT DEATH OF ALL UNIVERSES WILL STAT AS STURDY AS MY PLATING.

BX33 < doesnt mean shit to me until it comes, if it does B33 < until then B33 < s33the

Oh. He LIKED that one.

B33 < oh yeah ok im f33ling fury good about myself right meow B33 < purr purr purr B33 < i hope nyall f33l this good too

shh, the lords don't want it getting out. keep it on the down low

how about you lord deez.

HORRIBLE CAT. AWFuL CAT. WRETCHED CAT.

Oh, I could SQUEEZE myself with glee!
(˶´ ˘ `˶) sweet dre✦m be✦m very quickly, before i return kris' bit to him. ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
IT IS SO NICE WHEN ALL OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS ARE ON THE DASH. HEHEHE HOHOHO HAHAHA

Wow, almost clever! Congratulations.

you can also die you both suck.
You are literally. Branded with the textual equivalent of a Sephiroth forum signature.

Heeheeheee!!! :D

What's wro+ng with green?
8=l < Huh 8=l < Alright

so you then ok thanks 4 volunteering

maaaaaaaail's heeeeeeeeeere!!

Β33 < too bad the world is too clawmplicated fur you
[☠︎︎] WOW LAME DISAPPOINTING YOUR LOSS BY THE WAY [☠︎︎]

can we have chick fil a!!
do yoU care and or mind to indUlge me in who sUch enemy coUld be? i am cUrioUs now...
i think hating the color green is qUite odd given that cherUbs are green.

SURE I DON’T. STILL, BEST OF LUCK TO YOU, SON. HOPE YOU GET THE CLOSEST THING TO HAPPINESS YOU CAN.

ARE YOU GONNA THREATEN OR INSULT ME NOW OR. THAT’S USUALLY HOW THIS GOES.

YEAH, WELL. HEY. I GUESS.












