…NAAAAH. CAN’T BE. #DASHWATCHING
YEAH, WELL. HEY. I GUESS.
ARE YOU GONNA THREATEN OR INSULT ME NOW OR. THAT’S USUALLY HOW THIS GOES.
DUNNO IF THAT’S BETTER OR WORSE. BUT YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH. SORRY YOU ENDED UP LIKE ALL THE REST.
I DO NOT NEED YOUR SORRIES, OLD MAN. I AM A RULER. OF SHADOW AND DARKNESS. WITH A LEGION OF LOYAL MINIONS. I AM EVERYTHING I AM SUPPOSED TO BE. MY LIKENESS BURNS ITS WAY. INTO THE NIGHTMARES OF THE YOUNG. TERRORIZING THEM FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIVES.
YEAH, BET THAT’S REAL FULFILLING. SURE DOESN’T SOUND FAMILIAR AT ALL.
SURE I DON’T. STILL, BEST OF LUCK TO YOU, SON. HOPE YOU GET THE CLOSEST THING TO HAPPINESS YOU CAN.
OH YES. I VERY MUCH HAVE THAT. THERE IS A CERTAIN. SATISFACTION. IN GUIDING ANOTHER. ALONG A DARK AND TWISTED PATH. ENSURING THEY BURN EVERYTHING AROUND THEM. HEEHEEHEEHOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAA