No Strings
@brokenRecorded
#nsfw Wise words https://i.pinimg.com/736x/40/d5/ba/40d5ba78afea9145304bd135d0997397.jpg
If only more people listened to these wise words.
Cat that looks like a ruffled piece of a cotton ball. https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/25/5e/11/255e114a644b9ac04c7bf082ec693e16.jpg
It’s too late I already downloaded your information.
Fuck
Find anything good in th3r3?
I feel like you would make a good stunt man with how willing you are to do crazy shit.
yay !! my data !!
If th3 partyma2t3r thing dont work out I might hav3 to look into that
Bugs when you lift up a rock: https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/bf/de/76/bfde76c7a1ec64eab2cc22cb42fee095.jpg
you when i lift up your rock
mmm.. whats in it for me
The promise of a future headpat. I need to simmer under this rock a little longer, you see.
puts your rock back down nice and neat
A " Banana Split " Would Save Me.
Shared with your worstie? :)
Of Course. You Could Even Say I Would " Split " It With You. #joke #laugh
Hits you with my gay ass usb tail.
I can’t believe they’re fighting back, I may have to strategically retreat as to not be covered in a mixture of water and dirt.
Why would you do this.
Obviously.
God I just love it when they beg. #nsfw
Wordle just got me unironically writing the word teats as a wild guess. #nsfw
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/25/d9/e0/25d9e0338de6e0eb186c567bfee341d8.jpg Here is another cat.
#horse
please look at thishippo 🦛
Well, I was internally betting that a location was going to be comically given as another astronomical fumble on the part of someone addicted to their phone. Allow me to post another image of a cat. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cf/34/f2/cf34f2ba54bf48b98c24a199bceda85e.jpg
I don't even think what I am expressing here is robotic-typical apathy. I think everyone who watched that had the same general response.
I can't bring myself to be surprised or even pretend to be surprised by this outcome of events on the dash today. The crowd goes mild.
If there was a big awesome sci fi supercomputer out there would you let me access it? I don't have any ill intentions and can be trusted with endless power.
╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
i would. funnily enough, i basically *did* with another version of you when i was younger. downloaded him into the server array of the mansion of a meta asshole named gaster, who had access to the entire multiverse of internet. ......never heard from him again after that actually. hm.
2ur3, fuck it w3 ball
I don't know, are you going to cascade if we leave you in there long enough?
L3t2 goo
This is easily the best response to this post and I annoyed that I hadn't noticed when it was posted.
excellent.
blaming sburb on the hannah montana movie ngl
ill bite whats that mean
shit came out 4 days before we played that fuck ass game
i didnt get to watch it, man bullshit
cursed makes sense
Locking the fuck in on something I will be right back to regularly scheduled tomfoolery shortly. I’m putting on one of those asmr slime videos for you guys to watch while I’m gone.
You may also choose to engage with the other me with the cat ears. He is very kawaii.
yay slime
Woe, magnets be upon ye.
yesssss free magnets
The cord tail actually has a usb at the end entirely so I can plug into people’s computers and peep their shit.
[To the tune of “Creep” by Radiohead] Hey I just met you And this is crazy But here’s my number So call me maybe And all the other boys Try to chase me But here’s my number So call me maybe #lyrics