♥ liked by @brokenRecorded
screams from inside car as i drive past cowboy hat i really want
If only more people listened to these wise words.
hi im mr penis meow meow
my dad always kinda pushed something on me growing up that has kept me above water. cheesy as it is. "the world isn't fair, it has had a very rough couple of centuries lately and could use some slack. be fair for it." it's clumsy and cheesy but. it keeps me trying.
We are making bad music in the free indie DAW tonight!!
(\ /) i've gotten a little better at sewing, i think. still got shaky hands, though. least i got hank with me to keep company. [ Attached is an image of what looks to be an adorable robotic pug. Lev's petting him on the head as he holds a hologram-looking bone in his jaws. ]
This is a story about a gardener. He wasn't always that, mind you. Once upon a time he was a warrior. He was a thing of blood and ruin and pain. And he would go to fight as he was ordered. And he would return for a while, and the cycle would repeat. He was good at it, leaving with medals and the bodies of others in his wake. Until one night, he met an old woman in the road. She asked if he was happy. He told her that he didn't need to be, because he was a soldier, and he could not ask for more. She asked him again. He told her no, and began to move on. Suddenly, she reaches out for his arm! He's pulled back towards him, despite his attempts to break free, and she looks him in the eye and asks. "Are you happy?" For a third and final time. Now, the soldier's lusus has taught him to be careful of threes, and to answer when something asks a third time. So the soldier nodded, and the stranger smiled. She reached out and pressed a seed into his palm. When the soldier returned home again, he planted it. There was no information online or in books, so he simply had to dedicate himself to the seed. Planting it, feeding it, and watering it. When the seed sprouted, he got other plants to keep it company. He found he enjoyed it. It was easy to grow things like this and he felt so proud when they bloomed. When the seed bloomed, the gardener put away his uniform. The greenery overtook his hive, but he didn't mind. He was happy. That's all that mattered. @todaysDreamer @gardenGuided #violence #death ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Saga Archived𓆪
Karkat and the stick bug have become inseparable. He liked its little dance.
me and my giant hair
made orange chicken and god i love chinese-american food. shits so good. one of the best kinds of food.
yay !! my data !!
If th3 partyma2t3r thing dont work out I might hav3 to look into that
If I Were A Worm, / I / Would Love Me. And Really, Isn't That What Matters Most?
real monster fuckers would be afraid and still hit #nsfw
fuck thats a curvy wench look at that gripper that at that tight lil screw opener shes bad and she knows it
puts your rock back down nice and neat
A " Banana Split " Would Save Me.
hm. i have discovered a videogame that may be right up my alley.
Obviously.
in troll greece your indigo bodyguard wwill suddenly pull you into a cholerbear hug in public but since youre a socially awwkwward autistcel you stand there stiff as a board wwithout sayin anythin then the vvideo a you twwo hits the splinternet an suddenly evveryone an their lusus are throwwin gay accusations at you
Now with obligatory posts out of the way and my schedule has fully been met, do I stay awake for another hour or two or should I call it a day, decisions decisions.
priorities straighter than i am
Ah almost forgot todays kink discussion, the kink for todays kink discussion is degrading, cause there is nothing more satisfying then calling someone a worthless fuck puppet from time to time. #nsfw #the-last-nsfw-post-for-tonight #probably
keeping your clothes on then gettin fucked is underrated. wdym you cant just wait 15 seconds to take off my shit before slutting me out
God I just love it when they beg. #nsfw
Sounds good. My life is dramatic enough without strange overly self-indulgent kidnapping plots to bog it down further.
are we done with the dumbshit
I Feel Like An Old Man, The Way I Have Come On Here More Recently To Scold You All. Hold On, I Will Do Something Wildly Irresponsible To Make Up For It.
guys i just did a sick backflip
super on time and not at all late pun fact of the day (|;P while a lot less popular than wrestling boxing is still a relatively successful sport on repiton in fact there was once an orange boxer who was SUPER OVER!! people said he was juicin but given that he got beaten to a pulp all the time i have my doubts
I am truly so glad that I have people in my life who did not do... That. And would not do that. Okay. I'm going to... Do something else before I get vitriolic.
I can't 8elieve this is all happening on #TavrosTuesday.
please look at thishippo 🦛
... What the fuck. #dashwatching Adding several people to my list titled "If I am ever in an emergency, these people are forbidden from helping me."
yeah im probably gonna hop off for the time being i am in a safe area do NOT go to the stronghold #clockworkinc [NA] is now offline!
Pretend this is a post with a cat image in it. I do not want to go looking for one right now, I am occupied.
Anyone else just really 5lad that the 1mpo2tant th1n5s a2e happen1n5 to othe2 people wh1le you2 problems a2e all mundane sh1t l1ke try1n5 to f1n1sh you2 album? #dashwatch1n5
I am growing a little tired of the melodrama. I think I'll tune back in when this is over. Until later, my no world dreamers.
hi everybody
i would. funnily enough, i basically *did* with another version of you when i was younger. downloaded him into the server array of the mansion of a meta asshole named gaster, who had access to the entire multiverse of internet. ......never heard from him again after that actually. hm.
“ALRIGHT, I’VE OFFICIALLY GIVEN UP ON THE BOOK THAT WAS PISSING ME OFF. FOR NOW. I’VE DECIDED TO PICK UP SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD, AND SOMEHOW THIS NEW BOOK IS ALREADY DOING A BETTER JOB TWO PAGES IN THAN THE OTHER ONE WAS MANAGING TO DO ENTIRE CHAPTERS IN. WHICH IS NICE. I’LL GIVE IT A FULL REVIEW ONCE I’M DONE, BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO JUDGE AN ENTIRE BOOK WHEN I’VE BARELY STARTED IT. THE BOOK I’M READING NOW IS DREADFUL BY CAITLIN ROZAKIS, FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW. THE BEING WHO RECOMMENDED IT TO ME SAID IT WAS A ROMANTIC FANTASY, SO THAT’S WHAT I WAS EXPECTING GOING IN. I’M ONLY TWO PAGES IN, BUT I’M ALREADY APPRECIATING THE WORDING A LOT MORE THAN I WAS WITH THE LAST BOOK. SO. FOR ANYONE INTERESTED IN ‘READING WITH ME,’ I GUESS THIS IS THE ONE TO LOOK FOR. I’LL REPORT BACK WHEN I’VE ACTUALLY FINISHED THE DAMN THING. AND YES, I’M AWARE THIS HAS SOMEHOW TURNED INTO ME STARTING A FUCKING BOOK CLUB. DON’T MAKE IT WEIRD. #BOOKCHIT #ROMANTICFANTASY
P3opl3 n33d to 2top 2p3akin in ciph3r2 and 2hit I aint N3ARLY 2mart 3nough for that 2hit
L3t2 goo
Eh fuck it, worse decisions have been made
Thinkin' about that Quiznos coytoe again.
It's the Hour of Dave
Don't have a good day, have a great day
blaming sburb on the hannah montana movie ngl
everyone will have a good day at one point
Loud rechitt.
i say "be grateful" irønically. i'm just øne dave in a paradøx nebula øf strider døuchebags. i knøw me pøsting a selfie isn't special
yesssss free magnets
At least the Hard Candies have something going on most of the time though. Candy Corn isn't even good.
do you guys like cowboys too
⦓ For halloween I should go as ﴾I feel an ominous presence and look around nervously. Someone doesn't want me to say what I was about to say﴿ Ummm.... A... sexy librarian or something...? ﴾the ominous presence disappears. I sigh in relief.﴿ ⦔
you make me spit choke sweat suck come make me cry bleed beg fuck
:33 < meow
I looook throough the boottle oof apple juice too see hoow the woorld woould looook like if my tears were replaced with pee
You should all watch Planet of the Dinosaurs 1977.
I love seeing all the little emoticons people make here. There's a little bit of art in everyone, man.
⦓ Ou... Not what I expected! I like it, though. I. Do feel a bit embarrassed about crying twice... But it is a nice fruit! ⦔
⦓ Oh ⦔ ⦓ Oh! I found it! ⦔
⛧blood can make someone look good. it's case by case though.⛧
⛧impress your date by stabbing someone in the throat so your partner can cross over a puddle using the corpse. #relationshipadvice #violence⛧
⦓ Ohhh the mood swings are back I just started crying because I haven't had a persimmon before ... I've literally never had a persimmon... What do I mean "they're back" they never left? What am I talking about? ⦔