No Strings
@brokenRecorded
#nsfw Wise words https://i.pinimg.com/736x/40/d5/ba/40d5ba78afea9145304bd135d0997397.jpg
If only more people listened to these wise words.
Cat that looks like a ruffled piece of a cotton ball. https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/25/5e/11/255e114a644b9ac04c7bf082ec693e16.jpg
It’s too late I already downloaded your information.
I feel like you would make a good stunt man with how willing you are to do crazy shit.
If th3 partyma2t3r thing dont work out I might hav3 to look into that
Bugs when you lift up a rock: https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/bf/de/76/bfde76c7a1ec64eab2cc22cb42fee095.jpg
The promise of a future headpat. I need to simmer under this rock a little longer, you see.
Hits you with my gay ass usb tail.
I can’t believe they’re fighting back, I may have to strategically retreat as to not be covered in a mixture of water and dirt.
Wordle just got me unironically writing the word teats as a wild guess. #nsfw
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/25/d9/e0/25d9e0338de6e0eb186c567bfee341d8.jpg Here is another cat.
Well, I was internally betting that a location was going to be comically given as another astronomical fumble on the part of someone addicted to their phone. Allow me to post another image of a cat. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cf/34/f2/cf34f2ba54bf48b98c24a199bceda85e.jpg
I don't even think what I am expressing here is robotic-typical apathy. I think everyone who watched that had the same general response.
I can't bring myself to be surprised or even pretend to be surprised by this outcome of events on the dash today. The crowd goes mild.
If there was a big awesome sci fi supercomputer out there would you let me access it? I don't have any ill intentions and can be trusted with endless power.
i would. funnily enough, i basically *did* with another version of you when i was younger. downloaded him into the server array of the mansion of a meta asshole named gaster, who had access to the entire multiverse of internet. ......never heard from him again after that actually. hm.
I don't know, are you going to cascade if we leave you in there long enough?
This is easily the best response to this post and I annoyed that I hadn't noticed when it was posted.
Locking the fuck in on something I will be right back to regularly scheduled tomfoolery shortly. I’m putting on one of those asmr slime videos for you guys to watch while I’m gone.
You may also choose to engage with the other me with the cat ears. He is very kawaii.
Woe, magnets be upon ye.
The cord tail actually has a usb at the end entirely so I can plug into people’s computers and peep their shit.
[To the tune of “Creep” by Radiohead] Hey I just met you And this is crazy But here’s my number So call me maybe And all the other boys Try to chase me But here’s my number So call me maybe #lyrics
I should pick one of these dead times to accurately introduce myself. However, I don't really feel like it right now.
The intent is there but I'm happy with the idea of someone just fucking up their hand trying to reach in there. Yup, do it for me like you dropped something in there. Like a guitar pick or something. #suggestive https://64.media.tumblr.com/96215318bc5a89e9a7b2a16b44d5a30d/4f3dc5b4f90fb744-ca/s640x960/421d475ea970b4a12208504986db2356c07189c6.jpg
I have imagined putting you all in a box and shaking you. Like a swarm of bees in a box who post the most down bad shit I've ever seen #suggestive