Weird Freak Guy That Occasionally Keeps Bees
@probablynotapotionSeller
NꙮT an alchemist businessman chitting straight frꙮm wizard land. i'm nꙮt selling potiꙮns ꙮn my website (i dꙮn't have a website).
20 days left - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
i'd never hurt a fly. i wꙮuld hurt a persꙮn, thꙮugh. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
i'm sꙮ humble - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
tꙮday's lucky number: negative twenty twꙮ - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
prꙮ tip: dꙮn't trust anyꙮne whꙮse favꙮrite number is five - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
Whats your favorite number totally unrelated to ur post
six, which is a vastly superiꙮr number - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
crazy hꙮw i haven't snapped and gꙮne ꙮn an alchemy spree fꙮr like a mꙮnth - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
i bet it's gꙮnna happen exactly ꙮne day befꙮre i can actually stꙮp this "dꙮesn't sell any pꙮtiꙮns because he's just a regular guy" bit - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
just might feel silly perhaps a bit dysregulated even
evil music - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
prꙮ tip: dꙮn't ꙮpen little black bꙮxes. if sꙮmething is in a little black bꙮx, it was prꙮbably put in there fꙮr a reasꙮn. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
i add at least 3 subliminal messages tꙮ each chitt i pꙮst. whenever i pꙮst a specific cꙮdewꙮrd, every single persꙮn whꙮ uses this site will feel an urge tꙮ drink three glasses ꙮf water, which will be a small yet impꙮrtant step in my vague, villainꙮus plan. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
imagine waking up ꙮne day and seeing that sꙮmeꙮne made a whꙮle pꙮdcast that's exclusively abꙮut hꙮw much yꙮu suck. wꙮuld that be crazy ꙮr what - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
if yꙮu read this yꙮu agree tꙮ me gꙮing tꙮ yꙮu and taking yꙮur wallet - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
dni anyꙮne whꙮ dꙮesn't knꙮw the actual punchline tꙮ the airline fꙮꙮd jꙮke - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
prꙮ tip: lie abꙮut things that are easily prꙮven wrꙮng and dꙮn't actually matter at all. lie abꙮut the cꙮlꙮr ꙮf yꙮur shirt while yꙮu're right there, next tꙮ the ꙮther persꙮn. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
tꙮ knꙮw whꙮ's a real ꙮne 💯💯 and whꙮ's fake - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
anytime anyꙮne hates any ꙮf my pꙮsts i say "lꙮꙮks like i ruffled sꙮme feathers there" and then put ꙮn my sunglasses and get ꙮn my mꙮtꙮrcycle flamethrꙮwer jetski helicꙮpter and ride ꙮff intꙮ the sunset withꙮut leaving a trace - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
prꙮ tip: dꙮn't trust gameshꙮw hꙮsts - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
if yꙮu die ꙮn live tv yꙮu get a bꙮnus rꙮund ꙮf challenges, stunts and spinning variꙮus different wheels fꙮr a chance tꙮ cꙮme back tꙮ life - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
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except fꙮr yꙮu, sꙮrry. this was specifically abꙮut "ꙮnce in a knifetime" - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Oh, OKAY. TRUST the Weird Freak Guy That Occasionally Keeps Bees!]
prꙮ tip: dꙮn't trust anyꙮne whꙮ has a sunflꙮwer instead ꙮf a head - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
i've always been a right-twix kinda guy - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
tꙮday's lucky number: three hundred and fꙮur - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
prꙮ tip: whatever kills yꙮu makes yꙮu strꙮnger - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
i've been thinking abꙮut the lyric "what dꙮesn't kill yꙮu makes yꙮu strꙮnger, but sꙮmething will, eventually" fꙮr a hꙮt minute. that's the whꙮle chit. nꙮ punchline, bye. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man