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c< yeaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ive a lOt Of sHit >c

c< tHe 4Mer, tecHNically, but alsO bOtH, if we iNclude My full arseNal >c

c< very very carefully >c

c< as tHe sayiNg gOes "bitcHes lOve caNNONs" tHis bitcH fires artillery sHells! >c

c< Hell tHe fucK yeaH ya girl swiNgiN witH tHe big irON ON Her Hip! >c

c< ....spiNNiNg My revOlver, HuMMiNg a tuNe iN tHe vast desert Of a lONg dead wOrld.... its really tHe siMple tHiNgs, aiNt it? >c

Too late to fight, just in time to cuddle pile

c< aH, NO wOrries, ill prObably be bacK NigHt after Next, ill OpeN tHe taverN up aNd everytHiNg aNd all tHat, yOu caN Meet tHe crew! >c

c< i MeaN, i cOuld be, but rigHt NOw, iM NOt >c

c< uHHHHH siNce yOu left, ive beeN KidNapped, lOst aN arM, Killed several clOwNs, jOiNed at least tHree gaNgs aNd a Militia, Have twO Matesprits, startiNg playiNg a gaMe, learN i cOuld dO tiMe travel, suffer frOM tHe vOices Of tHOusaNds Of Myselves dyiNg, die Myself, cOMe bacK as a deity, My pale crusH gOt KidNapped, i Killed Her KidNappee, tHeN Her Hive alMOst burNed dOwN aNd sHe lives witH Me aNd we are Officially MOirails.... uH.... tHeres alsO a fucKlOad MOre, but, liKe, tHats tHe sparKNOtes >c

c< jegus, its beeN a fucKiN TRIP siNce yOu sHOwed up dude iM dOiN alrigHt, but, liKe a lOt Of stuff HappeNed >c

>:εε pounc3 is also g33n ;33 ~

c< Ha! its beeN a bit! glad 2 see yOu! >c

>:εε g33n ~
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((ill be fine, its just the usual shit

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c< i iNteNd 2 advaNce, a strife is tHe best OptiON Here! >c

This could not be further from the truth.

I'm sorry everyone, I...I don't fully understand. Please. Try not to panic. For the time being, some of our greatest minds are handling this crisis. While it may not be immediately clear what is transpiring, I'm skimming some of the top notch-most quality game guides I can find for anything that might counteract this indexing catastrophe. So far, my biggest leads are... PKRS. Perhaps if people were infected with ANOTHER virus, and that virus were incubated long enough to cure...then maybe...n-no,that's not it...maybe? FIGHT. Perhaps if enough people simply confront the creature, we can FAINT it...but with a stack overflow that tremendous...is it really worth the risk...? RUN. Fleeing is always an option. No matter what you are told. But is it worth it to forfeit what you intend to keep...? Try whatever you will, each and every one of you. I'll be watching and documenting results here in the meanwhile.

c< Https://file.gardeN/aeblf4tN8glaOLvY/NOuN%20Verbed/Rice%20fried.jpeg >c

c< i tHiNK, My favOrite is prObably HOwls MOviNg castle.... but ive Never really tHOugHt abOut it 2 Hard >c

c< well, tHats because a lOt Of peOple are scared Of it, Or well, its tHeMes, aNd HOw itd uNravel tHeir pOiNt Of view, Or, well, tHats as far as i KNOw, persONally, its just a really gOOd MOvie, prObably iN My 2p tHree 4 gHibli MOvies >c

c< bOtH are aMaziNg, persONally, iM MOre Of a pOrcO rOssO girl, but, tHats prObably pretty ObviOus, HuH? >c

c< OH, absOlutely! >c
STOP L1K1NG MY POSTS LEAVE ME ALONE

c< its beeN quite a wHile siNce i fOugHt witH a crOwd watcHiN, i gOtta get sOMe practice iN >c

c< yeaH, Me N sOMe OtHers watcHed it last NigHt, twas a gOOd tiMe >c

c< i MeaN, i set up a tv abOve tHe cOuNter, sO, wHOs 2 say yOu caNt watcH? >c

c< fiNe, but yOull be ruNNiN tHe place uNtil i get bacK, HOw tHat sOuNd? >c

c< wHeN i Hit 10K Kult scOre, sHOuld i figHt iN figHtNigHt? >c

c< well, i guess, be4 i get bacK 2 #yuri pOstiNg, i gOtta speaK up 4 #frieNdsHipfriday @lazyMerryMaKer duMbass, yOure prObably ONe Of My clOsest frieNds i cOuld asK 4, aNytiMe yOu Need a breaK, Or a sNacK, tHe KitcHeN Has yOur fucKeN NaMe ON it brO @pulcHritudePOwerHOuse yOure a fuNNy MaN, yOu KNOw tHat? ive already said it, but ill say it agaiN, yOuve gOt a cleaN bed, aNd aN eMpty seat at My cOuNter aNy day Or NigHt yOu asK, just try 2 taKe yOur tiMe, OKay bOss? @eveNiNgWitNess ive KNOwN yOu 4 all Of abOut ONe aNd a Half cycles, aNd iM Happy 2 say yOu HardcOre passed My vibe cHecK, yOure always welcOMe 2 HauNt My place, especially if yOu Need aN escape frOM tHe NOise Outside @OrgulOusEglecHe dude, iMMa be sO fucKiNg HONest witH yOu? Hu-fucKiNg-zzaH, NOtHiN else 2 really say ON tHe Matter, saMe as tHe OtHers, yOuve a free seat arOuNd My place, NO questiONs asKed aNd tHaNK everyONe else Here, yall are sO bliNdiN Nice, eveN wHeN yOure beiN dicKs, let tHe driNKs flOw! aNd May tHe stars guide us 2 safety, prOsperity aNd HappiNess! >c

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:33 < i thought the same thing! sup-mewr rude!!

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c< welp, tHe #figHtNigHt #afterparty is KiNda dONe 4 NOw, giveN MOst Of tHe peOple Here Have MellOwed Out, sO, Heres tHe playlist sO far, its gONNa be updated 4 tHe Next wHile tHOugH, aNd be sure 2 give silvaguNNer recOMMeNdatiONs 4 tHe playlist iN tHe future! Https://www.yOutube.cOM/playlist?list=PLcfVP3KKdt_1NCPGFrOSNaaJdJWRiBK16 >c

c< gOOdligHt everyONe, ill be bacK sOMetiMe after tHis >c
>•★stinky i was asking a question lmao★•<
>•★just woke up from my 6 hours of sleep and i feel like passing out again... i mean 6 hours is enough right-★•<

c< #afterparty iM gOiNg 2 taKe a sHOwer, Ollie aNd ed are iN cHarge uNtil i get bacK >c

c< aHHHH, fiNe, fiNe, ill driNK sOMe, Maybe ill sMOKe sOMe #substaNces Or wHatever >c

c< dO i get fucKed up at My OwN #afterparty yes Or NO? >c

c< yessir!!! >c

c< 4 aNyONe dOiN afterparty sHit, tHe taverN is OpeN tHrOugH tHe ligHt! >c
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[MM] is online, and is putting people in timeloops <:3
>•★i def did NOT think of anything horny with that-★•<
>•★you should its the ooga booga style with stick and fire!★•<
>•★one bunny two bunny three...i think youre cute though ha gotcha★•<
I'm waiting for my copy of tomodachi life and I was gonna post abt it in-character before I realized how saying "i'm waiting on a new game in the mail" would sound here lmao
>•★thinking if i sleep now instead of counting sheeps in my head i just start counting bunnies instead i mean they jump too★•<
•●•i truly wish thæt nights on this plænɛt wɛrɛ dærkɛr somɛtimɛs... do you supposɛ on othɛr plænɛts, thɛ night holds no lights to bɛ sɛɛn? whæt æ novɛl idɛæ...•●•
•●•whæt æ shæmɛ thæt is... id much ræthɛr thɛ light of distænt stærs thæn thɛ hollow ænd ɛmpty shinɛ of thɛsɛ towɛrs of mɛtæl ænd concrɛtɛ...•●•
the fxct it's xnly highblxxds getting upset thxt lxwblxxds xre upset is sx telling lxl we're xllxwed tx be upset xt the system we're x pxrt xf, wxw, xmxzing, whx fucking knew xnywxy i'm gxing tx gx plxy WxW becxuse yxu xll suck
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It's quite disheartening t9 see that I cann9t take a simple hiatus fr9m Chittr t9 w9rk 9n my h966y thesis paper with9ut the place turning int9 a verita6le hem9caste war. Seri9usly, ranking 6l99d c9l9rs? D9 n9ne 9f y9u see h9w appalling this 6ehavi9r is? #Hem9casteism #96vi9usly
~ Probably unpopular opinion but I find the idea of making a tierlist based on casteS to be Some kind of bullshit. There'S no way you're doing it without generalizing every Single one. I've met both good and bad folkS acrosS all the hemospectrum, So I personally can neither like nor hate any part of it.

c< i MeaN, tHeres sOMe... peOple i KNOw <:) NO furtHer cOMMeNt >c

c< gOOd ligHt brO, ill see if i caN. Maybe get sOMe MOre... uNique cHaracters iN tHis HellHOle >c

c< aigHt, iM prObably gONNa Head 2 sleep sOON, tHe suN is gONNa cOMe up sOON, aNd ive NOt eNOugH fucKs iN My gardeN 2 deal witH it >c

Diamonds Droog. https://i.ibb.co/dJ68RzFR/diamondsdroog.png

c< drOOg, Keep it gOiN, ill get yOu a driNK Next tiMe yOure arOuNd My place, free Of cHarge >c
>•★seems like this place is super active! wayyy better than other places ive been★•<

oH BOY, i CAN'T WAIT TO SCROLL DOWN MY DASHBOARD AND SEE WHAT, eVERYONE'S BEEN UP TO, fOR THE PAST FEW HOURS OR SO,
1 am now 1n d1re need of someone to preform a haunted f1sh corpse exorc1sm. 1 do NOT l1ke what 1t keeps wh1sper1ng

c< a reNderiNg errOr Has Occurred, please, gO fucK yOurself >c
꧁•⊹٭𝚒𝚖 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚍 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕٭⊹•꧂ ★ ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ/ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ★ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ ★ ᴏᴄ/ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ! ♎︎ 𝐌𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐢𝐬 gelagel 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐦𝐞 --you can just check my carrd link in my bio to know more info about Einjel and the writer--

c< aH, yes, tHe uNiversal MarK Of pacifisM, KeKw >c

c< i tHiNK ya gOtta tag tHat as #viOleNce brO >c

D --> I missed the five blissful minutes Cronus was banned

im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence

Thank you, CEO of Chittr.ing. You truly know what the people want.

GOG SMITED HIS ASS.

... ya know, i'll never check. so i live in blissful ignorance to what horrible thing i missed this time!

nevermind divine intervention took him thats outta my fronds

first order of business im requestin a collab w the new attorney general to blow that guy up like just a lil bit

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((im fuckign sobbing))

((THE FUCKIGN BARS IM IN TEARS GOD))
(( Just so you all know, I am dying now and trying not to cause noise complaints from the neighbors from how horrendously loud I am laughing ))

W3 GOT H1M. 1 R3P34T W3 GOT H1M.

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c< we bacK bitcHes! >c

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