{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Rise and shine, everyone! Early troll gets the grub!! Work starts at 7? you wake up at FIVE AM! ON! THE! DOT, SOLDIER!! Sleeping in? IS FOR NO GOOD, SON-OF-A-GRUB, WRIGGLERS! do you HEAR ME PRIVATE?? Now STAND ATTENTION! AND. . . GRILL GRILL GRILL!!! Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

nah ur good bro do ur thing im ju22ayin

:33< hey id like to ordpurr a biblical plague of mice purrlease
{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Unfortunately ma'am due to health, safety, and mostly supply problems, we no longer carry the "Biblical Plague Of Mice." Might I suggest the "Fuckton Of Mice" meal instead? Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

:33< uggh they always stop carrying the good shit... :33< can i get 19893539 furench furies and if theres one more or less in there i riot?
{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? You are very merciful for not reporting this to my boss. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}
{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Yes. Please pull up to the first parking spot there and we'll get that out to you in 5 minutes flat guaranteed, or I will personally cull the worker responsible for this blunder right in front of you. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

i gotchu dud3 i ain no 2nitch

:33< s33 this is why i clawm here great purrvice!
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:33< done!