:33< oh the horror...scope :33< ♈ mew will find true happiness furking as a mewvie star :33< ♉ efurry color of the rainbow will be s33n save fur hot magenta :33< ♊ mewre w33k will start and end well but the middle will suck when a schoolbus full of orphans crashes into mewre hive :33< ♋ all paste will be gone by the year 2189 :33< ♌ just chilling :33< ♍ mew will get furozen in a block of ice and thaw out in the fur off year of 2027 :33< ♎ the stars say that mew will win the lottpurry find true love and be sucessfur in all things mew do but mew know theyre lying :33< ♏ lock mewre doors nyathing good will happen today :33< ♐ mew will eat the purrfect straberry and be chasing that high fur the rest of mewr gog damn life :33< ♑ mewre new name is thorton orphansmashpurr :33< ♒ look around mew mewre doors and windows are all gone mew live in this one room of mewr hive furefur nyow :33< ♓ mew will go to the ghost house today
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Things will be better than yesterday. Not locking them doors
:33< b33n there!
:33< too bad
What, are you going to lock em for me?
:33< no :33< its just too bad mewre nyat h33ding my objectively correct horoscope :33< dont mew know my horoscopes are just as real as anya othpurr horoscope mewll efur read?
I'll be real I only read yours because they're funny
:33< they are yeah :33< i write them to be deranged
And because of that why would I need others?
:33< correct assesmeownt of my whole deal