
:33< todays horoscopes :33< ♈ mew will slowly ofur the course of the next w33k and a half transfurm into rilla roo furom crash bash :33< ♉ a ufo will clawme down furom the sky and offur mew the secrets of the mewnifurse dont take that clawfur mewre nyat ready :33< ♊ theres travel in mewre future when mew pass out on a bus and wind up at the bus depot 233 miles furom mewre destinyation :33< ♋ mewll invent a mew game called wacky mole its like whack a mole but wackier :33< ♌ today is a nice day :33< ♍ mewve got the be gay half down now work on the do crimes half :33< ♎ fill that void in mewre life by getting really into astrology :33< ♏ mew will expurrlode in the furst efur case of spawntanious mewman expurrlosion :33< ♐ the zombies are coming :33< ♑ the ghost with the most is b33tlejhost :33< ♒ if mew can find a pot of gold mewll be rich :33< ♓ try to avoid any virgos or leos with lepurrcy
