I love having a wife and 3.5 kids! Ha ha! Just kidding I'm abstinent for life! #aprilnormalday
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISS THE ORIGINAL SHITPETA
Don't worry friend I have it on good authority that she will be back tomorrow! I know all about you're little black crush on but don't worry I won't tell on you!
I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE BLACK ANYTHING BUT I AM ALREADY SET UPON A TUMULTUOUS AND CHITTERING SEA OF BODIES A CONSISTENT FACE TO STEP ON WAS REFRESHING
Geeze sorry to hear that friend ha ha!