:33< horoscope hour :33< ♈ mew will get stuck in the washpurr and die of starvation sorry :(( :33< ♉ the stars are betting against mew stack the odds in mewre fafur today :33< ♊ mewre kinda cute dodge one billion sword attacks to win :33< ♋ the star mushroom is born today face the goblin in the bridge hole to win else mew will get stuck in a dryer and starve :33< ♌ mewre the cute one! :33< ♍ happy birthday! :33< ♎ mew will spin a big wh33l and mewre stats will go carazay :33< ♏ if mew start digging nyow and k33p digging efurry second of efurry day fur the rest of mewr life mew will get one inch d33p :33< ♐ a cool mew hobby fur mew will be sock darning no trial :33< ♑ aaaaaaaaaaah go soak mewre head :33< ♒ efurry epawsode of my gym purrtnyars a monkey was about mew :33< ♓ the darkest day is yet to pass and mew will s33 it clawme to pass or some othpurr clawmeownous shit
This is like s☘︎ true!!! #Cutegang!
virgo
:33< #cutegang!
:33< happy purrthday to mew :33< happy purrthday to mew :33< happy purrthday dear dauavious bingleschnort iii :33< happy purrthday to mew
fine whatever i don't care happy #binglebirthday2 to me
:33< wooooo!
I dunno sounds like there's some bias here. Also what the fuck does scorpio mean
:33< take it up with the stars nyat meow :33< also scorpio is clearly a direct threat to scoprios
Then I just won't dig
:33< take it up with the stars again :33< im just the meowsagepurr :33< what mew think im making these up? :33< i would nefur :33< i purrdict things with the accmewracy of efurry othpurr horoscope efur made