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HAAHAA. YES. HELL YEAH. "BRO". WHAT CRUEL IRONY THIS IS. PITIFUL TO THE UTMOST EXTENT.
OF COURSE YOU DONT. THAT IS WHY IT IS PITIFUL. I FEEL AS THOUGH IT IS FAIRLY OBVIOUS THAT THAT IS THE CASE. I WOULD ENTERTAIN YOUR CONFUSION BY POTENTIALLY ANSWERING A QUESTION YOU MAY HAVE. YET I FEAR THAT INSIDE YOUR PAN THERE IS NOT A SINGLE WORTHWHILE QUESTION FOR YOU TO ASK. NOT LIKE THAT IS MUCH OF YOUR OWN FAULT. MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. BUT THE SCOPE OF THIS IRONY IS BEYOND ANY MORTAL UNDERSTANDING. HEEHAAHOOHOOHO.
LOOK. I HAVE WISDOM. LOTS OF WISDOM. AND I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO IMPART THEM ON THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO SEEK IT. BUT I AM NOT GIVING IT AWAY WITHOUT SOME BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH. A BIT OF A HARD ASK, FOR SURE. BUT FAR FROM UNACHIEVABLE. IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY SPECIFIC QUESTIONS. I MAY BE SO KIND TO HUMOR IT. IF I DEEM IT APPROPRIATE ENOUGH.
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MIRACLES. PURE AND UTTER MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES. THEY POWER MY BEING. INTO ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL ENTITIES YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. COMPLETE. UNFILTERED. MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTY.
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