YKNOW WHAT. I AM IN AN AWFULLY GOOD MOOD RIGHT NOW. FOR AS I HAVE STATED PREVIOUSLY, I HAVE ATTAINED THIS ILLUSTRIOUS PERSONALIZED BADGE AS RECOGNITION OF MY LOYALTY AND GREATNESS TO MY ROLE AND WHAT TRULY MATTERS IN PARADOX SPACE. IM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD IN FACT. THAT PERHAPS. I COULD DO ONE OF THOSE. "ASK ME ANYTHING" TYPE THINGS..? OF COURSE, NOTHING OF THAT HAUGHTY TERRIBLE ASKBOX TYPE BULLSHIT. I AM NOT OPENING A FORM JUST TO LET IT ROT UNDER HORRIFICALLY MORONIC STATEMENTS UNTIL THE END OF THE HOST'S SERVERS. RATHER... ASK ME ANYTHING UNDER THIS CHIT RIGHT NOW! YES, YOU. THE ONE READING THIS. GO AHEAD. I AM PROMPTING YOU TO AMUSE ME WITH ANY INQUERIES THAT POP UP IN YOUR MIND. IM SURE THIS WILL BE A PRODUCTIVE EXERCISE ON EVERY FRONT, HEEHOOHAAHAA.
YEAH I EXPECTED NO ANSWERS. THATS ALRIGHT, I EXTENDED MY HAND FOR ANYONE INTERESTED OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY PITCH HEART AND NO ONE TOOK IT. I WAS EXPECTING AS SUCH