YKNOW WHAT. I SAW THAT TROLL GET ONLINE I AM ASKING AGAIN. @SPIRITUALMOTORIST YOU. WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET THE EXTREMELY SPECIFIC VIBE OF "QUEST GIVER THAT MAKES PEOPLE COLLECT POOL BALLS" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. ITS BEEN ALMOST A MONTH SINCE YOU MENTIONED IT AND FOR SOME GODFORSAKEN REASON I CANNOT GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF THE BACK OF MY MIND.
i dUnnO man!! yOU don't gOttA get all fUckIn EvIl AboUt it. mAybE i thOUght yOU wErE sOmeonE ElsE, yOU sEEm pretty EAsy to pArOdy. i don't get why yOu'rE still so fUckIn stuck on this.
LET ME TELL YOU. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I AM STILL SO FUCKING STUCK ON THIS EITHER. I FEEL LIKE A MADMAN CLAWING AWAY AT THE CONFINES OF MY OWN MIND ABOUT THIS. THAT IS A GROSS EXAGGERATION BUT YOU GET THE GIST. THERE IS NO WORLD RHYME OR REASON I SHOULD STILL BE SO HUNG UP ON SUCH A RIDICULOUS BULLSHIT PROSPECT. ...AND YET...
mAybE yOU shOUld do the qUEst thing.
WHAT WOULD IT EVEN ACHIEVE IF I. WHAT, MANIFESTED POOL BALLS AND SPREAD THEM AROUND PARADOX SPACE OR SOMETHING? I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO GIVE FOR SOMEONE WHO FINISHES A QUEST. I AM A HARBRINGER OF DESTRUCTION. THAT IS MY MAIN PURPOSE. THIS IS LIKE, THE THING THAT MAKES YOUR ASSUMPTION SO FUCKING CONFUSING.
pffft. hArbingEr of dEstructiOn. bet I'vE cAusEd way mOrE prOpErty dAmagE than yOU.
HAR HAR VERY FUNNY. IM THE SECONDARY VESSEL TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH YOU DIMWITTED MOTHERFUCKER. BUT THERE IS ZERO POINT IN GETTING BOGGED DOWN IN THOSE DETAILS RIGHT NOW. ANSWER MY QUESTION. WHAT THE HELL WOULD I EVEN GIVE SOMEONE WHO FINISHES THE QUEST. MONETARY REWARD? THATD BE LAME AS FUCK. AND I DEFINITELY DO NOT CARRY ANY CASH OR MUCH GOLD.
i thOUght it'd be lIkE a pOwEr thing. lIkE, yOU cOllEct em all, yOU cOmpletE a big ol jOurnEy of pErsonAl mIlestonEs and growth n shit, yOU get spEciAl pOwErs.
POWERS. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING POWERS COULD A GUY LIKE ME GIVE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
i thOUght yOU wErE lIkE sUpEr strong and hard to kill or whAtevEr the fuck.
...PFFT BAAHAHAHA ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY THAT THE REWARD FOR BEATING MY HYPOTHETICAL QUEST WOULD BE TO GET MY OWN POWERS?! DONT MAKE ME LAUGH!!! THE POWER I HOLD IS THE CULMINATION OF ENDLESS EONS OF IMMENSE HARD WORK PAYING OFF FOR THE TRUEST CULMINATION OF POWER. LIKE. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BE COLLECTING POOL BALLS TO GET THE POWERS OF LORD ENGLISH HIMSELF!? GAAHAAHEEHAAHOOHOOHEE!