put your dick in a wooden fence. #nsfw
ok fine. like fifteen years ago, i was climbin a fence, yknow one a the wire mesh ones. i tried hoppin the snaggly shit at the top. the hop didn't hop all the way an i landed weird on one a the wires snagged straight through my jeans an everythin. i felt like a fish on a hook ass backwards for like a good five seconds it was the worst pain the jewels been through my entire life. i looked like i'd spontaneously started havin male shark week all the way to the er. literally the worst.
lol. wish that was on video, damn.
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T LAUGH!!
i said i don’t laugh, generally. but guess this was the first time.
what the hellll that's so mean, i could've died from blood loss there yknow. ...but it does make a pretty good story ill give you that much. i'm choosin to ignore the part where you wanted it on video ;P
people always ignore the fun part. if you died i would want the video more.
would you believe you're not the first person to say somethin like that to me? it's wild. but also, sorry champ i don't swing that way...like the uh. the snuff way. kinda delicate constitution an all yknow.
you could fix that if you practiced, but whatever.
lol it's all good man, i know i'm pretty i don't blame you, no judgment here. ANYWAY, moral a my story is don't try to look like hot shit in new jeans that hug everything tighter than a sous vide package cause no room for imagination also means no room for dodging tetanus.
freak.