Need new and interresting ways to fake my death so its time to crrowdsourrce.
get a body double, mmade out of ballistic gel, pop it inn the fronnt of a scuttlebuggy annd watch it fall off a seaside cliff
◅I funded this great program back in my day where trolls could live under a sign of trolls long dead. Or... trolls like myself who wish to have a "legacy"▻
If - you - have - fake - blood - and - a - few - wild - lusuii - You - could - do it - so - that - It - looked - like - you - were - eaten - by Lusuii - Or - a - freak - explosion - Or - a - snack - machine - crushed - you - Or - Fireworks - Or - making - a - fake - corpse - to - dump - in - a - freezer - but - that's - risky >
Okay I like this one. Don't have the funds forr a body double but that's cool I've pulled a similarr stunt beforre. #death #gorre # shouldhavetaggedthefirrstonemybad
I guess technically it's not so much faking my death as it is dying and getting betterr. #gorre #death


