🜂 | There are rumors pouring in that I am "not the real Chairministrangler Roewze" and that i am supposedly "somebody else too addicted to the fame it brings me to state otherwise". word on the hardtar is that my interests, praises, and even the way that i speak is somehow "too unprofessional for a business professional". 🜂 | Like water off a quackbeast's majestic barbed back, i am here to put these stupid fucking allegations to rest. 🜂 | I'm me. 🜂 | You may wish you could be me. but you cannot. as i am me already. trying to free the slot up with baseless accusations and wishful thinking just makes you sad, lonely, and 401kless. i'd offer a penny for your thoughts, but that's well above market value. and i never overpay for frivolous buys. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #ForShadowing #ThatIsToSay #ForShadowingOverThePunyThinkpan #MoronsAndAssortedHaters #WhoSeeMeMakingMadMoney #AndWishItWasThemInstead #ButItIsNot #ItIsMe #ChairministranglerGoddamnRoewze 🟢ϟ ◕ ˕ ◕ ϟ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is NOSTALGIZING.
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D --> Your verbosity has been noted as sufficiently efficient D --> I 1000k forward to observing your future enterprises Mr. Roewze